Summery: What if Kenshin was in Sanosuke's body while Sanosuke was in Kenshin's body? How would that all work out? What will the reactions of the people around them be? Well, things will definitely be DIFFERENT.

*Important: I haven't read any fanfic like mine, but I'm sure there are out there. Just to let you know, I came up with this all by my lonesome self. No copying and ABSOLUTELY no copy and paste. It's not my style.

a/n: R/R please! It will be greatly appreciated! ^_^

Warning: This is my first Rurouni Kenshin fanfic. *everyone leaves* -_- Just as I said before, R/R please! Almost everyone will be OOC especially Kenshin and Sanosuke and a bit of Kaoru [you'll see once you read the first few paragraphs]. Also my lack of knowledge about some info in the Rurouni Kenshin show will cause me to make mistakes so please correct me if I'm wrong.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything relating to Rurouni Kenshin other than this fanfic. So don't sue because if you do, I have no money to give. ^^

I hope you all like it!

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What if… Chapter 1: What if sake was put in tea?

All was well in the Kamiya household. The birds were singing, the trees were swaying making a hypnotizing sound, the cold yet warm breeze was blowing by, and Kenshin was cooking. Cooking Miso Soup to be exact. But unfortunately, everything must be balanced. The bad part was that Sanosuke and Yahiko were screaming at the top of their lungs calling each other names that it can be heard miles and miles away. But other than that, everything else was the usual.

As Kaoru sat up in her futon, she felt a bit dizzy and lousy so she lied back down. She covered her face with her hands and then wiped some sweat off her forehead. 'Huh. This is odd. Why can't I remember anything other than waking up right now?' Kaoru was trying to the best of her ability to remember at least one thing, but the harder she tried, the more of a blur it became. Then suddenly a knock came.

"Miss Kaoru? Miss Kaoru? Are you awake?" A red-haired man questioned with a bit of worried ness in his voice. He knew everything that happened and so not wanting to wake or disturb the woman, was about to leave and start the laundry. But he stopped when he heard a faint voice calling his name.

"Kenshin?" Kaoru said in such a weak voice not being able to say his name any louder than she already did. At that said, he hurriedly went back to her room and slide the door [?] open.

"Miss Kaoru? Are you feeling better?" Kenshin questioned. Kaoru just looked at him with confusion written all over her face. Obviously she had no idea what he was talking about. She just felt like saying, 'Oro?' But boy was she going to be surprised when Kenshin tells her what she did.

"So you do not remember anything?" Kenshin was about to have a little fun with her, but decided not to. He didn't want to be thrown all the way to Timbuktu. Anyways, he had to be the gentle, honest, and chivalrous rurouni. Minutes past slowly in silence. Kaoru was starting to get impatient.

"Well?" Her eye's started glowing a dreadful red while her eyebrow was twitching with irritation.

"Oro?" Kenshin had the blankest expression on his face. He didn't really want to tell Kaoru because he knew that she would either laugh at his face or tell him that he's just hallucinating.

"Well?! Aren't you going to tell me what happened? I have a right to know." Kaoru said in a demanding voice. Kenshin, being the truthful one, had no choice but to just tell her.

"Well…" Kenshin started like that.

*Flashback*

"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! That was SO funny!!" An EXTREMELY drunk Sano replied to no one in particular and slapped the air. Everyone at the 'Sano party' thought that he was crazy. But in Sano's mind, he was talking to his imaginary friend. To him, when he was drunk, considered that to be normal.

Sano was walking around tripping here and there once in a while when an idea came to him. He thought that it would be fun to slip some sake into Kaoru's tea when she wasn't looking. He thought it would be hysterical to see Kaoru putting some 'moves' on his buddy ol' pal Kenshin. Just thinking of it made him fall to the floor rolling around laughing. When he finally calmed himself down, he thought out his scheme. Since he wasn't able to think straight, all he could think of was to use Yahiko to distract Kaoru, and while their 'battle' occurred, he would push Kenshin in the middle, and then quickly put sake in her tea. [a/n sorry if the plan was a bit bad ^^] So he made his way to Yahiko and told him everything about his plan. Yahiko automatically agreed saying that he would never pass up an opportunity like this. So Yahiko went to Kaoru calling her everything that associated with the word 'ugly.' This made Kaoru mad that she went to get her bokken. Yahiko started running around while Kaoru was chasing him. Kenshin, knowing that this could get dirty, went over to stop the two from 'killing' each other. 'Well, guess I didn't have to do anything to get rid of Kenshin.' Sano deviously grinned and went towards the tea that was about to be contaminated with sake. Sano, not really knowing when to stop, almost spilled some sake because a teacup can only hold so much. Wanting to have more fun, he put a small amount of sake in Kenshin's cup. After, he made a run for it. But as drunk as he was, he tripped and fell flat on the floor while holding the bottle of sake above his head making sure he wouldn't spill a drop. When the fighting was over, Yahiko had a couple bruises and now had to do 1,000 swings [?] for training. Telling Kaoru to calm down, Kenshin motioned for her to sit back down with him and drink more tea. Kaoru and Kenshin were too foolish to realize that their cups were practically full that they just went ahead and drank it. Kaoru and Kenshin, not being alcoholics, got drunk fast. It didn't affect Kenshin as fast as it did to Kaoru. Sano and Yahiko were laughing their heads off while Kaoru put on a seductive smile and started walking clumsily towards Kenshin. But before she even got half way, she past out and was about to fall if it weren't for Kenshin's strong [*drool* ^_~] arms. Sano looked disappointed. Disappointed that he wasn't able to see some 'action' between the two. So instead, he just went to his room, sulking while a bottle of sake was still in his hand, and plopped on his futon. The beating Yahiko took tired him so he fell asleep on the floor. Kenshin just looked around, being a tad drunk, and then picked Kaoru up and slowly brought her to her room. When he got there, he carefully laid Kaoru on her futon. He felt that Kaoru was hot [a/n hot as in high temperature] and saw that she was sweating. He decided that tomorrow he would call Megumi to check up on Kaoru.

The next day, Kaoru stayed asleep the whole day. This worried Kenshin terribly and finally remembered to call Megumi. When Megumi got to the dojo, she checked Kaoru for any illnesses. She just simply said that she had a slight fever, but it will go away in a day at the most.

*End of flashback*

"And that's how it all went, that it did," Kenshin said having his usual expression on his face. Kaoru just looked at Kenshin in amazement like he was growing a second head or something. Kenshin just thought, 'I knew it, she will say I'm crazy, that she will." But instead she got up, struggling a little, and went towards that door. Kenshin had that 'Oro?' look again.

"Where are you going Miss Kaoru?" Kenshin asked in curiosity.

"To kill Sanosuke!" Kaoru yelled and started running around the dojo looking at him. All Kenshin could do was sweatdrop.

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Is it funny? Well I hope it is. It will get funnier in later episodes. And a lot of OOCness.

*Please review!! I want to know what you think of my fanfic!!

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