Oh Rodrick, Remember Me?

Disclaimer: I don't own the diary of a wimpy kid series but I love how funny this story is.

Normal POV

Eva Hamilton was riding in her car when she looked at her surroundings, finally she made it back to her childhood neighborhood. Her family had to move when her father had gotten a promotion from his job but it required them to move to Houston, Texas. The last time Eva saw her neighborhood was when she was 12 years old which was 6 years ago.

"So many memories here." Eva said to herself, Eva was driving her parents' car while they rode in the rental van in front of her. She drove pass a certain that was all too familiar but not in a good way.

"I wonder if he's still here." Eva thought in her head, when Eva was 9 years old, she met a very unpleasant boy who was constantly a jerk to her and never stopped picking on her. Every time she was around the boy, he would constantly tease her about her braces and thick eyebrows. Thanks to the magic of puberty, Eva didn't need braces anymore and she learned how to thread her eyebrows so now she doesn't have thick eyebrows anymore. The moving van parked into the driveway of the new house and what Eva noticed was the house was two doors down from the house Eva noticed. Eva's dad stepped out of the van first and then her mom followed suit.

"Evie, come help your dad unload the truck!" My mom shouted to me.

"Okay." Eve called out to her mom, she started moving some of her stuff to her new room and instantly she loved the size of it. It was a good size for her bed, desk, bookcase and drum set. Her parents noticed how she loved music so they gave her a drum set for her 17th birthday. Just as Eve was coming down the stairs she noticed a lady with dark brown, long hair and a toddler in her arms.

"Eve, do you remember Mrs. Heffley?" Eve's mom, Barbara, asked her.

"Yea, hi Mrs. Heffley."

"Oh my goodness, I barely recognize you Evie. You've grown into such a pretty young woman." Susan said as she pinched Eve's cheek, by the look on Eve's face, she didn't like this.

(Eve's POV)

'Can she let go of my freaking cheek! It hurts like hell, let go.

(Normal POV)

After Susan released Eve's cheek, Eve couldn't help but wonder who the baby was. He had brown hair as Susan.

'It couldn't be Greg because he would be in middle school' Eve thought in her head. Susan seemed to read Eve's mind.

"Can you say 'Hi' to Eve, Manny?" Susan said to Manny. Manny looked at Eve.

"Peeve" Manny called Eve.

"Sorry, he's still in the phrase of giving people nicknames." Susan said.

(Eve's POV)

'Did this kid just call me "Peeve"?' I thought in my head trying very hard to keep a smile on my face. I decided to go back to my room and get my cellphone out of my purse.

(Normal POV)

Just as Eve was out of sight, Rodrick and Greg came into the house, Rodrick was looking as if he had something better to do, which he would've probably spent practicing with his band.

"Hi Mrs. Hamilton." Greg said to Barbara while Rodrick wasn't paying attention.

"Rodrick! Don't be rude say 'Hello' to Mrs. Hamilton." Susan said sternly to Rodrick.

"Hey." Rodrick said texting on his phone.

"My, my, Rodrick you've grown quite a lot. I bet you remember Evie." Barbara said.

"Evie?" Rodrick looked up from his phone, he had a puzzled look on his face. Then a light bulb went off in his head. "Oh yea, let me guess her eyebrows have their own area code now right?"

"I'll let you see her for yourself. Evie! Can you come downstairs?" Barbara called out. Immediately Rodrick came face to face with Eve.

(Rodrick's POV)

Eve, I remember how much I loved bullying her, it was more fun than picking on Greg. Just as I was about to continue the torture on Eve that I did when we were younger I was completely stunned by what I saw. No longer did I see the girl I used to tease, I saw the most beautiful girl ever. Her eyebrows were trimmed and it made her face so, what's the word, hot. Yea I'll go with that.

(Eve's POV)

Standing there I saw my tormentor, Rodrick Heffley. By the way he was looking, I guess he was dumb founded that I wasn't the same girl he used to bully. Took the dumb nut long enough time to notice. I looked at my mom.

"Eve, your father and I are going to the Heffley's to catch up, are you gonna be okay unpacking your stuff?"

"Of course she'll be okay, Rodrick will stay and help her won't you Rodrick?" Susan 'volunteered' Rodrick.

"Wait! What?" Rodrick said but it was already too late, our moms left with Greg. Good thing they took him because he didn't need to witness what I was gonna do to his older brother.

"So Rodrick." I said as I approached him, "I've been waiting for this day." Rodrick didn't back away from me.

"I didn't think you'd change but I guess I was wrong."

"Damn right." I said as I finally got him backed up against the wall. I giggled and ran a hand up his chest. "I guess puberty did a good job on the both of us."

"Someone's getting a little frisky, now I know this isn't the Evie I knew as a kid." Rodrick said as he switched our positions. Rodrick was getting turned on by my little act.

"Of course not, she's gone but…" I stood on my tip toes so I could whisper in his ear, "you made my life a living hell so now, I'm going to make yours even worse than hell." Suddenly I kicked Rodrick in the groin. He fell to the floor and I squatted down to his level.

"I hope you're ready there's more where that came from." I told him as I got up and walked into my room. Here marks the war between Eve and Rodrick.

End Of Chapter 1