This is a spoof of The Lord of the Rings Characters names will be altered
but it will follow the same story as the real thing.
Background
Thousands of years ago in CentreWorld, the great rings were forged. They were given to the dwarves, the elves and the humans. However, they were deceived by the evil Moron, who forged a ring that would rule all the other rings. Moron enslaved the world using this ring. However, an alliance of elves and men stood up to him. The battle for CentreWorld was fierce. It looked like the alliance was winning until Moron appeared and laid waste to the alliance. Moron killed the king of Endor. His son, I See Your Door, went to his side. He took his fathers sword and slew Moron. That is how the ring of power was found. I See Your Door kept the ring for himself, but the ring betrayed him. It led him to his doom. The ring was lost and forgotten, until a pot smoker called Holland picked it up. The ring gave Holland an extraordinarily long life. The ring waited for its opportunity, and then escaped. It was then picked up by a perverted hobbit called Dildo Baggins.
Background
Thousands of years ago in CentreWorld, the great rings were forged. They were given to the dwarves, the elves and the humans. However, they were deceived by the evil Moron, who forged a ring that would rule all the other rings. Moron enslaved the world using this ring. However, an alliance of elves and men stood up to him. The battle for CentreWorld was fierce. It looked like the alliance was winning until Moron appeared and laid waste to the alliance. Moron killed the king of Endor. His son, I See Your Door, went to his side. He took his fathers sword and slew Moron. That is how the ring of power was found. I See Your Door kept the ring for himself, but the ring betrayed him. It led him to his doom. The ring was lost and forgotten, until a pot smoker called Holland picked it up. The ring gave Holland an extraordinarily long life. The ring waited for its opportunity, and then escaped. It was then picked up by a perverted hobbit called Dildo Baggins.