I DO NOT OWE THIS SONG OR TDI
Old Heather was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Chris burst from the shade
and hit Heather with a Batgrenade
Heather got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Tyler
who proceeded to open up a can of Tyler Fu
When Trent came out of the blue
And he started beating up Tyler O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Chef popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Chris away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Courtney came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Heather took a bite out of Courtney
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Tyler came back covered in a tire track
but Harold jumped out and landed on his back
and Chris was injured, and trying to get steady
when Chef came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Geoff took him out with his whip
then he saw Heather sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Chris stole it and he shot and he missed
and Harold deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Chef tried to pole vault
onto Courtney, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Lindsey Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Justin
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Geoff
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Chris changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Chris's head inbetween his thighs
then Katie and Sadie and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and Bridgette and
Cowboy Curtis and Ezekiel
Beth, Duncan, Cody, and Noah
Leshawna, Izzy, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, Gwen, Owen, and Eva
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Justin in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Dj in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny