A spoof of Bitchin' in the Kitchen I came up with today while waiting with dread for my report card. I don't own Bitchin' in the Kitchen or Shock Treatment, the movie from whence it came. Please excuse lame fifth line of the second verse, ran out of –ater words.
Crammin' in the Classroom
Dear pencil,
Oh, won't you help me be sensible?
Oh, sharpener,
Don't you put the shards on me!
Blank piece of paper,
Why are we always sooner or later…
Crammin' in the classroom or
Studying in the bedroom all night?
Dear glasses,
Oh, won't you help me pass these classes?
Oh, textbook,
Don't you close the book on me!
Cafeteria 'taters,
Why are we always sooner or later…
Crammin' in the classroom or
Studying in the bedroom all night?
Once I used to get all A's,
But I've been busy,
And 60's, I'm sad to say,
Are on their way.
As 90's get fader and fader,
Why are we always sooner or later…
Crammin' in the classroom or
Studying in the bedroom all night?
Dear protractor,
Won't you help find the missing factor?
Oh, ruler,
Don't you rule out poor old me!
Bright red eraser,
Why are we always sooner or later…
Crammin' in the classroom or
Studying in the bedroom all night?
Tell me, school-haters,
Why are we always sooner or later…
Crammin' in the classroom or
Studying in the bedroom all night!