AN: I was reading one of these about Sharpay and decided that I'd write this. Mostly cause I'm bored and no-one's posting on colorfulfriends2ya.
25 Ways To Annoy Miley Stewart
1. Talk loudly about the fact that Hannah Montana can't sing.
2. And when you've got her attention, mention the fact that she's a fashion disaster.
3. Ask her if she's still in love with Jake Ryan.
4. Lock her in a room with Joannie Palumbo.
5. Ask her if she really is from Tennessee or if she's just trying to cover up a lisp.
6. Ask her if she remembers that time she puked all over Johnny Collins.
7. Tell her you know she's secretly in love with Rico.
8. Tell Lilly that she likes Oliver better.
9. Then tell Oliver she likes Lilly better.
10. Mention casually to her how cute you thought Jacksannah was as a couple.
11. Leave a picture of Jake Ryan and Mikayla at the premiere of their new movie on her desk.
12. Ask her when the last time she had a relationship that lasted longer than a week was.
13. Set Lilly and Jackson up.
14. Get Oliver and Joannie back together.
15. Ask her if she's secretly Hannah Montana.
16. Then ask the whole school for their opinion.
17. Tell Rico that she loves his natural Ricoroma.
18. Ask if she's naturally bad at sports or if she's trying to be cute.
19. Tell her it's not working either way.
20. Remind Mrs. Kunckle of that time Robby Ray dumped her.
21. Ask her if she thinks there's something going on between Lola Luftnagle and Mike Standley the 3rd.
22. Switch her perfume with toilet water when she changes after gym.
23. Refer to Nick as the ugly, tone-deaf Jonas.
24. Make out with Jake Ryan.
25. Ask her if she wants to hang out at Make-a-Moose after school.
AN: I was just bored. I'll probably be bored again soon and doing these for Lilly, Oliver, and Jake. If I get REALLY bored I'll do one for Jackson.