Sonic Adventure Redux

Open your Heart, it's gonna be alright…

Crush 40, Open your Heart

Thought it'd be nice to start off from a quote from the game…however, things won't end this way!

Chapter 1: Eggman? Nah, just his brother.

Deserts are vast landscapes with very high humidity levels and little to no moisture. If flowers were to have been grown here, they would die very soon, which is why…wait, what is Cosmo doing here?

Indeed, she was in a desert, therefore contradicting my words. She didn't look tired in the least. Plus, there was a mechanism with a button on it. Her finger was on the shiny red button, and when she pushed it, it flew away into the air. Well, it must've done something, because a bunch of Egg Pawns showed up!

"Perfect." Cosmo thought with a smile.

Oh, right, she can make vines grow from her back. No wonder she's smiling! Anyway, once they were close to her, she jumped! Then she prepared to issue a beatdown.

Bam! Stabbed one in the front! Swish! Stabbed one on the head! Crash! Stabbed one in the back! Then she landed, and made a shish kabob out of an Egg Pawn row, and made a 360-degree turn, eliminating the robots she stabbed, and about half of the ones she hit. 40 robots left out of 100. She thrust her arms to her left and right, making her vines do so, and then she started to spin, going almost as fast as Espio, which made it so that any robot within 10 feet of her would instantly explode. When all 40 were gone, she slowed to a stop.

Then 4 Egg-Hammers appeared. She smirked, and then made her vines thorny (she learned to do that), so she could do damage. She started by striking one on the back, weakening where she struck, then ripping out the circuitry inside to shut it down. She then repeated for the others. That button mechanism reappeared in the same place it was. Just before Cosmo was about to push it, she felt a sharp pain on her back (okay, it wasn't really a sharp pain, it was the fatigue easily brought from her actions), causing her to fall to her knees. She still pushed it. Suddenly, the area started to glow, and when it dissipated, she was in a small room. Apparently, this was a training simulator!

"Very good, Cosmo!" She heard Tails say. "You did better than I expected!"

"Thanks, Tails! I'm surprised too!" Cosmo replied.

"Although, what was with that thing in the end before you ended the simulation?

"Perhaps I shouldn't have done that spinning move…"

"Heh. You're righ-"

CRASH!

"What was that?" Cosmo asked.

"I don't know, but we'd better check it out!" Tails answered.

When they went outside, they saw that the circular area preceding Tails' house was totaled. They saw an all-too-familiar machine hovering above it.

"Eggman! What's the big idea trashing my property like this?"

"WHAT? Don't confuse me for my insolent brother!" the man said. "My name is Spattle Robotnik, younger sibling to Ivo Robotnik, who has failed his duties! I will succeed where he has…huh?"

Tails and Cosmo were on the ground, laughing.

"Spattle?" Cosmo taunted. "What kind of a name is that?"

"SHUT UP! Just for that, you'll be the one fighting me, flower girl!"

Spattle sank below the edge of the arena, and then re-emerged with mechanisms that could only belong to…

"The Egg Hornet!" Tails said.

"What's that?" Cosmo asked.

"A machine that Eggman attacked us with a couple of years ago. It looks tough, but it's pretty easy."

"Guess I can beat him, just to hurt his pride so he'll leave us alone."

"Alright, Cosmo! Take him down!"

Cosmo jumped down to the arena. "Alright, Spattle, you want me, then bring it!"

"With pleasure, flower girl!"

Spattle fired the Hornet's missiles, which Cosmo easily dodged. She even tried to redirect one, but it failed.

"Grrr…prepare to die! All systems…" He summoned the drills. "FULL POWER!"

He attempted to dive-bomb Cosmo, but she dodged it.

"Cosmo! Attack him now!"

Cosmo attacked the cockpit, damaging it!

"Argh! You won't do that again!"

Spattle fired more missiles, but Cosmo dodged them again. Unfortunately, one of the missiles nicked her, causing her to wince.

"Owww…"

"HAH! All systems, FULL POWER!"

"Again? Tails, doesn't this machine have an extra attack?" Cosmo asked, while striking the cockpit again.

"Nope! Which is why me and Sonic beat him easily!"

"Good, then this'll be quick."

Spattle fired a final round of missiles; once again Cosmo dodged. She tried redirecting one again. This time, she succeeded!

"ARGH! You'll pay for this!" Spattle said as the Egg Hornet mechanisms broke off. He flew away.

"Who was he? And why did he come to attack us?"

"I think I can answer that." Sonic said, coming up the stairs. "What happened here?"

"Some guy named Spattle had attacked us with the Egg Hornet."

"He hit you too, huh? It was him that caused me to fight Chaos again. But it looked different. Instead of green eyes, they were yellow."

"Green eyes? That means that Spattle must've done something to Chaos! But what?"

"I think I can answer that." Knuckles said, dropping in from above.

"Knuckles!"

"That thing isn't Chaos. I dropped in from Angel Island, meaning that the Master Emerald isn't missing, and Angel Island hasn't fallen."

"But it looked so much like Chaos! Are you sure?"

"What are you guys talking about?" Cosmo finally asked.

"Chaos is an ancient water creature that Sonic stopped a few years ago. He was trapped in the Master Emerald until it was shattered. It possesses the ability to transform upon absorption of the Chaos Emeralds. I wonder why he hasn't absorbed any emeralds?"

"Probably because we didn't have any emeralds at the time. Perhaps we need to bait him?"

"Hahaha! I bet you were wondering about that fools!" Spattle said from above. "I already have a Chaos Emerald to power Chaos! Next time we meet, you'll be fighting him, Knuckles!" He left.

"He's right. I'm the only one who fights Chaos 2! It'll be my problem!"

"Guys…I think we've entered a Sonic Adventure Redux…"

Chapter 1 End

He's right! This is the whole point of the story! A Sonic Adventure adaptation! Next chapter soon!