The Day Lauren And Katrina Kidnapped Tom Felton And Daniel Radcliff And Wrote About It By Writing One Sentence Each At A Time!

Disclaimer: Don't own, don't own! (Wish I owned)

Katrina: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! I'm logged onto as The Southern Newborn at the moment but because my friend Lauren is sooooo much better then me (and we're using her computer) we are TopazEyesForever!

Lauren: Can you tell i typed that? Lol.

Real katrina: Grrr

Tied up Tom Felton: Urm...are you gonna let us go soon???

Lauren and Katrina: ^.^ nope!

One morning, a girl called Lauren and a girl called Katrina went to the cinema to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! After watching the film, they were convinced that Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe were the actual characters they played. And were also soul mates! Lauren and Katrina snuck out of England and hid in a cargo plane to get to America where they knew Harry and Draco were hiding from Voldermort!

Once there, they wandered about, trying to figure out where Hogwarts was. Even though the films had been set in England (or Scotland, either way) the two teenagers were convinced they were being deceived by Lord Voldie as they were too amazing to know where the real location was! After wandering about for several hours however, they begun to grow hungry.

They flipped a coin and finally decided to head to the nearest Wendy Burger place, where, surprise surprise, a certain blond was chowing down on a chicken burger. They nodded to each other and withdrew from their backpacks a powerful taser.

Of course, NO ONE noticed the pair holding an electofying device as the sneaked and creeped until they were behind the bond wizard. Katrina reached out one finger to stroke his hair but Lauren growled and elbowed her in the side.

"Ow," she complained, but quietly, and handed Lauren the taser. Fighting the urge to cackle insanely, Lauren prodded Draco with the machine in her hand, drawing a loud yelp.

"Youch!" Draco floundered for a moment before turning to face the too bug eyes girls.

"You were to supposed to set it on high!" Lauren hissed,

"Any higher and Harry would have hunted us down for vengeance!" Katrine sulked, "His wizardy powers must be protecting him!"

"Um...ladies?" Draco murmured, eyes flickering between the two quibbling fans, "Want me to call the police or..." But before he had finished the two pounced on him and pulled ropes from their abnormally large pockets.

"Um..." Draco was gobsmacked as the two led him from his nice lunch and pushed him, strangely gentle, into a bush.

Bizzarely, nobody in the fast food diner seemed to notice this mild 'dispute' and continued happily with their meals. So, once again the girls were alone, but this time, they had an amazingly hot wizard at their feet (Quite litrally) and the just sat and drooled, while 'Draco' shuffled uncomfortably and glanced around for help.

"So, " Katrina started, shaking herself out of the boy induced daze, "Where's your boyfriend?"

"Draco spluttered incoherently, and blinked a couple thousand times.

"C'mon!" Lauren growled "We know how much you like his kinky butt!"

Draco, at this point, was rendered speachless and could barely draw breath from his numb lips.

"Where. Is. Harry?!" Katrina growled, pushing her face close to his (and almost faiting from the experience)

Draco whimpered. "Harry? Harry...Who?"

"Potter!!!!!" The fan girls screeched.

"Um...You mean Daniel...?"

The girls knew that codenames had to be used to protect the hotness of the two young wizards but this was getting ridiculous.

"Have you at least got a tape?" Lauren begged, and Katrina nodded along.

"A what?" Draco questioned.

"Y'know, a sex tape?"

"Um..."

Next chapter Daniel gets paid a visit.