It was a normal day at the Cullen house, Carlisle and Esme had gone hunting, the supposedly graceful Bella ran into a pole, Mike Newton the Ghetto Boy was doing some kind of stupid rap on the front lawn.

Mike Newton: Yo yo yo... uh... oh yeah! I'm walkin' the gangsta walk, I'm talkin' the gangsta talk... Oh Bummies. This whole gangsta thing is harder than it looks. Gangsta yeah, Gangstas are awesome (hmm... what's a world that rhymes with awesome?) and you are.. not awesome! Yo.....

Renesmee: Mummy... what's that strange man doing on our lawn? Is he trying to rap?

Bella: MIKE! GHETTO BOY! What are you doing on my front lawn! Do NOT step on Esme's daisies! And don't even THINK about touching that statue thingy...

Suddenly, five shadows appear out of the woods, followed by a group of screaming fangirls.

Bella: AAHHH!!! It's James and Victoria and Laurent! And a vampire gnu! And a group of screaming fangirls...

Edward (shouting): I LOVE YOU, FANGIRLS! (And fanboys…)

Edward: Bella, love, you hit your head. You're probably confused. James, Victoria and Laurent are already dead.

Emmett: Oh Em Gee, it's the ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS! (And a gnu...)

Rosalie: Who?

Emmett: The ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS!!!

Bella: Whoa! I'm finally meeting that dude who plays whatzisname in High School Musical! What's his name again...? Oh, yeah! Zacky or something! Gosh he's dreamy…

Emmett: Uh… Bella? The All-American rejects are a rock band.

Bella: Oh. I knew that.

Emmett: Hi Tyson! Hi Nick! Hi Mike! Hi Chris! Hi… um… Mr. Gnu?

Mr. Gnu: *Makes whatever sound a gnu makes*

Tyson: Hi. Meet Mr. Gnu. Mr. Gnu, Emmett; Emmett, Mr. Gnu.

Emmett: OHEMGEE! YOU KNOW MY NAME!

Tyson: Yeah. Of course I know. I'm a stalker…

Nick: I'm a stalker too…

Mike: I'm a stalker too…

Chris: I'm a stalker too…

Mr. Gnu: *Makes whatever sound a gnu makes which translates into "I'm a stalker too…"*

Emmett: Hey, can I please, please, please, please, please, pretty please join your band? Please?

Mike: Sure! Oh yeah, guess what, guys?

Edward: What?

Mike: We're moving in next door!

Alice: Hi! What are we talking about?

Edward: The All-American Rejects are moving in next door.

Alice: But... there's no next door!

Nick: …

Bella: You better not touch those daisies! *does evil death glare*