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Warning adult themes
AN Yes, another crackfic!! I cannot seem to get away from them. Please review to let me know what you think of this story. If you see, a mistake please let me know. Thank you all!!
Sesshoumaru and Kagome had just finished making love and were waiting to well…………. detach. Kagome shifted around to find a more comfortable position. It was somewhat uncomfortable with a Taiyoukai laying in-between your legs for ungodly amounts of time. However, a completely new problem just presented itself to Kagome.
"Sesshoumaru we have a problem."
Sesshoumaru lifted his head from his light slumber to look his mate in the eyes. "What would this problem be because currently I see no problem?"
"Well, of course you can't see it." 'Damn arrogant males and their stupid replies.' Kagome wrapped her legs around Sesshoumaru's waist to ease the pressure.
"Well then tell me of this problem."
"I can't its too embarrassing."
Sesshoumaru had to bite back a growl of frustration. Why was he attracted to modest females? For a second he found himself envying human males abilities to not knot after cumming. Really, how hard is it for her to fall asleep after? "How does this problem affect the both of us?"
Kagome shifted around again it was getting really bad now.
"Well?"
Kagome choose to ignore his question and ask one of her own. "How much longer will we be stuck?"
"Kagome, you know it's not an exact science. Mate, just tell me what's wrong?" Sesshoumaru used his most caring tone of voice. Maybe, the concerned mate angle would get her to tell him. It has worked in the past. It can work now. Then he can fix the problem and go back to sleep.
"I really can't tell you."
Tired and frustrated Sesshoumaru barked out. "Women, tell this Sesshoumaru the problem now!"
Kagome startled at the barked command quickly replied……
"I have to pee."