I'm not dead. :)
Disclaimer: I don't own KND or The Great Gatsby. All I own copyright on is the cow.
Operation: C.O.W.
Cool
Over
Weight crushes two children beneath him on a beautiful spring day!
/ / /
"Sweet mother of the Lord," Nigel Uno exclaimed one day, standing on a random balcony of his, Numbuhs Two and Five's tree house. ... Wait. Wait a damn minute. You, reader. You mean that you didn't know that Numbuhs Three and Four moved out into a shack, a house that has no comparison to Nick Carraway's house from The Great Gatsby? No, no, don't leave. It's okay. Just sit back and find out what happen next, okey-dokey, artichokie? :D
"What!" Hoagie cried, running around in circles, his head spinning! "WHAT is IT, Numbuh One!"
"It's a... a COW!" Nigel pointed out. No, literally. If you're using imagery now, he's definitely pointing out to the sky. But this "author" wouldn't call him crazy. Nope. Because there was actually a real-life cow falling from the sky. And... it appeared to be splattered with pink and white, instead of the infamous black or brown on a cow. Don't ask me how, since this story doesn't make any sense whatsoever. And how Kuki and Wally are going to di-...
Oh, shit. I saved it! Let's just get this over with.
While screaming this, Kuki and Wally were planting a garden between their shack and the Kids Next Door tree house. And the nearby stream that just so happened to appear in Operation: GHOST. They had their sunhats, gloves, and overalls on. All of the works! When planting an innocent flower into the ground... a falling (or, in the reader's minds, if you're reading this; a FAILING. ;D) sound-effect came into motion.
And before the pair of idiots could screech out, the cow... well, it just went boom and moo'd rather loudly. Like nothing had just happened. Then it went onto graze the bloody grass underneath it.