.o.o. NEWS!! .o.o.
Alrighty, first of all, read Bezzaletta's 'Edward's Girl, Emmett's Daughter' coz it's a great of time and its funny. And a waste of time. Did I mention funny?

WHAT YOU CAN WIN: well not really win, dayum this isn't even official I'm just acting on my own impulses (NEVER buy an impulse. Especially DO NOT buy 7 of them coz they were on sale. -And if you do, kindly DO NOT let them anywhere NEAR the dog! Or that scary gardener who's always outside your house with that pointy rake!- They really stink unless they're meant as a bathroom freshener or something. Try So...? Superstar or Rexona. Erm anyways) but if you liked her story and would like to use it as your own and continue it (referencing back to her and all, of course), read on! Here's a few words why you'd want to continue it:

- its funny

- a great waste of time (betcha yall didn't see those 2 coming! :p)

- its basic idea is brilliant! I can safely say that no-one else has ever used her idea before her (me having 'eliminated' them all!)

- Publicity. Come on, she recieved a hell of a lotta good reviews and heaps more hits and this could be your big break on fanfiction or whatever else they call it(big break, I mean, not fanfiction)! Get happy! Do the happy dance! Brag to your friends! Burn down your house! Whatever strikes your fancy.

- We'll get peeps to check out your work and can guarantee you at least one story of yours added into our C2!

The second step is to messege her and tell her you think that I'm brilliant and that I'm cooler than her. This gives you brownie points. There are requirements though but they shouldn't be too hard:

- You must've been a inhabitant of earth for at least the last 3 years. I'm sorry, me and Bez are very prejudiced against Martians.

- Bez must like you.

- Please be able to spell. Caz bd spilleng rly tix peeepals of!

- Write a short piece (like maybe 700 words? Whatever you think could persuade Bez realise your potential. Make it good, coz like I said, this isn't official at all), and in less than 50 words describe yourself. Write the phrase 'mangoberry sticky cigarette spikes' at the bottom. Send it via pm to Bez. She'll get back to you as soon as she can if she's not too busy plotting and acting out ways in which to torture and put me through intense agony. Thank you and come again!