Harry Potter and the Mushy Banana That Wouldn't Die
Dis: All characters belong to J. K. Rowling along with a few other things. The only thing I (and my friend who wrote this with me) own.
Harry Potter's glasses were really bothering him when suddenly he saw a giant banana with eyes, arms and legs standing in front of him. He took the glasses off, wiped them, and put them back on. The banana was still there!!!! It was about 7 feet tall, with brown mushy spots. The banana (who's name was Joe) began to run towards him shouting: "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. prepare to die!!!!"
"I thought your name was Joe," said Harry.
"Whatever."
Harry realized he was in great peril and ran screaming from the giant banana shouting, "AAAHH!!" He ran to his friend, Hermione.
"Do you know any spells for killing giant mushy bananas named Joe that won't die?"
"No," Hermione replied.
"Then run!" Harry screamed as the brown-and-yellow banana came hurtling towards them.
Hermione screamed. "AAAHH!"
The mushy yellow-brown banana came running shouting "HOOGA HOOGA!"
Just then, Ron appeared. "Yummy! I LOVE bananas! But I always get corned beef." He ate the banana in one gulp.
"Yay! You're my hero!" Hermione yelled. She leaned over and gave Ron a big kiss.
Ron blushed.
Just then a big pink fluffy bunny came running towards them...
Dis: All characters belong to J. K. Rowling along with a few other things. The only thing I (and my friend who wrote this with me) own.
Harry Potter's glasses were really bothering him when suddenly he saw a giant banana with eyes, arms and legs standing in front of him. He took the glasses off, wiped them, and put them back on. The banana was still there!!!! It was about 7 feet tall, with brown mushy spots. The banana (who's name was Joe) began to run towards him shouting: "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. prepare to die!!!!"
"I thought your name was Joe," said Harry.
"Whatever."
Harry realized he was in great peril and ran screaming from the giant banana shouting, "AAAHH!!" He ran to his friend, Hermione.
"Do you know any spells for killing giant mushy bananas named Joe that won't die?"
"No," Hermione replied.
"Then run!" Harry screamed as the brown-and-yellow banana came hurtling towards them.
Hermione screamed. "AAAHH!"
The mushy yellow-brown banana came running shouting "HOOGA HOOGA!"
Just then, Ron appeared. "Yummy! I LOVE bananas! But I always get corned beef." He ate the banana in one gulp.
"Yay! You're my hero!" Hermione yelled. She leaned over and gave Ron a big kiss.
Ron blushed.
Just then a big pink fluffy bunny came running towards them...