Things Twilight Characters Are Very Unlikely To Ever Do Willingly (that doesn't mean these things will NEVER happen)
Edward Would Never:
Have sex with human Bella
Rape someone for kicks
Kill Jasper, Emmett, or Carlisle
Kill Alice, Rosalie, or Esme
Make out with Jacob Black, Mike Newton, Eric Yorkie, Sam, Embry Call, Paul, or any other guy he's ever met…because he is NOT gay or bi…
Cheat on Bella…maybe
Damage his Volvo intentionally
Dress up like a pimpin' Ganster and go partying all night long…maybe
Kill Bella, Charlie, or Renee…maybe Charlie though
Reveal the secret that vampires DO exist to any human besides Bella (the love of his non-existent life)
All of the above on the same day…maybe
Who comes next? I'm open to suggestion!
Always 3,
Edward's Lady