A/N: This was based on two lines from a song that I was given as a prompt.
"And the joke is when he awoke his
Body was covered in coke fizz"
-Money City Maniacs by Sloan
Connor sat up and immediately regretted it. His head was pounding and there was an inch of mold growing in his mouth. Licking his dry lips with his dry tongue, he counted his only blessing: he wasn't nauseous. He pushed off the covers and hunched his way to the bathroom. Splashing cold water on his face and in his mouth pushed away some of the sours of the previous night, but seeing the reflection of the bedroom reminded him of the rest. The sparse furniture they owned was turned over, broken and some of it was hanging from the ceiling.
He shoved his head under the faucet again. When the pounding lessened, he pulled his head out, briefly toweling it off. He could hear Murph in the other room, beginning the mumbles of waking up. He started filling a bucket with water, turning off the tap just as he heard Murph groan, "What the fuck?"
Totting the bucket into the other room, he swiftly tossed its contents onto his twin's bed. "What the fuck!"
Within seconds Murphy was out of bed, lunging towards his twin. Luckily, for Connor, Murphy was just as hung over and once the initial adrenaline wore off, Murphy sat down with his head hanging between his legs. Connor dropped back into his bed, his chest still heaving in laughter from their brief chase. "How ya feelin' Murph?"
"I'm..." For a moment Connor thought Murph was going to be sick. But when he lifted his head, he saw that he was nudging his bare chest with his fingers. "I'm sticky."
Connor let his head drop back onto the pillow with a sharp peal of laughter, "Yeah, well when you take a cola bath, I'm not sure what you'd expect the next morning."
He felt his brother's fingers stab him a few times. "You're not."
"I wouldn't be, having been the one to drag your passed-out ass out of the tub and into bed."
"Ah, well, in that case..." He looked up just in time to see Murph leaping through the air toward him. Connor attempted to fight off his brother as Murphy tried just as hard to cover his brother with his sticky skin.