Deep in the black of night, a rare and awkward silence filled the castle of the family of Noah. Said family of Noah were sitting around their dining table at the time, each of them staring at their lord, The Millennium Earl, in absolute shock.
"You want us to WHAT!?" Debitto, one of the 'noahs of bonds', stood up abruptly, a look of
surprise and anger over his face. The Earl chuckled heartily in reply.
"I want you to befriend the exorcists. Why else would I ask you to capture them?" He answered bluntly, acting as though it was normal for a Noah to like an exorcist.
"But Lord Millennium, that's absurd. Why are you making us do this?" Tyki Mikk, who had previously been reading contently, also stood up.
"It's an....experiment that me and Road have decided to try out, and since skin is away looking for innocence, It'll only be you three participating."
"But that's unfair! And what about Lulubell?" Jasdero, the other noah of bonds, didn't bother to stand up, and was only really protesting to please his brother. He didn't think it seemed like such a bad plan.
"I'll answer that;Only the male Noahs are taking part in this, and that is for a good reason!" Road Kamelot, who was sitting on one of the Earl's shoulders finally spoke up.
"...Which is?" Debitto pouted grumpily, sitting back down next to Jasdero, his twin brother.
"If I tell you, you'll be even more mad! ~" Road giggled happily. The three male Noahs all paused for a moment, and then tipped their heads downwards, defeated. They all knew for a fact that if they didn't obey, they'd be punished by the Earl, and they definitely didn't want that. Tyki glanced over at the three bound and gagged exorcists that had been thrown down on the floor in the corner of the large room. He recognized them as Allen Walker, an exorcist that he had dealt with many times, Kanda Yu, Who was know for being harsh and cold hearted, and Lavi, the goofy and usually happy red haired boy.
"...How is this going to work? Are we going to be paired up, or what?" Tyki leant forwards in his chair, resting his chin on one of his hands.
"I've assigned each of you an exorcist that you'll be paired up with...or rather...you'll never be able to leave them." The Earl mused. Tyki raised an eyebrow curiously.
"What do you mean by that...?" Debitto shuddered as both the Earl and Road began to laugh under their breath.
~ About five minutes later ~
"...This is what I meant." The Earl stared down at Tyki, who was the only one the three noahs that was still conscious. Tyki mumbled something angrily under his breath as he tugged at the chain connecting him and Allen. The Earl had managed to knock out Debitto and Jasdero, and had handcuffed them to Lavi and Kanda. Tyki had decided to just let the Earl attach him to the young white-haired exorcist, and hadn't fought back at all. Luckily the exorcists were also unconscious.
"...You're not doing this for a reason, are you? You're doing this to amuse yourself." Tyki muttered, staring the Earl straight in the eyes.
"Bingo. Now, I'm going to lock you in a room with this boy, and I'm not letting you out until something interesting happens." The Earl pointed towards one of the rooms outside the dining room.
"Ugh..fine. But I doubt that Jasdebi will take kindly to being separated." Tyki sighed as he picked Allen up, and carried him into the room. He heard the door lock behind him. The room was a small bedroom, with barely any furniture apart from a small desk, an armchair, and a bookcase filled with a collection of novels that Tyki had already read.
"...What did he mean by 'interesting'?" Tyki grumbled as he lay Allen down on the bed, and then sat next to him.
Little did Tyki know, Road had polluted the Earl's mind with her giant Yaoi collection.....