Inuyasha and Naruto: What The Hell Are They Doing?

A/N: So, a couple guys are living together, try and guess their ages and sexual preferences. They are all somehow living together, and I was I good show you a map of the house, but I can't draw on this, sry. This entire story was based off of one joke that came to me while I was waiting for the bus. The rating may change farther in the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Naruto...

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"Yo! Inuyasha! Your alarm clock has been going off for 3hrs.! Shut it off!" Naruto called from the kitchen. He was the youngest in the house, and the only one who could cook very well at all. Inuyasha's alarm was a radio alarm, so it automatically played the radio when set off. Naruto had enjoyed it so far, but it had finally gotten to Shakira, and he just couldn't take it any more.

"Damn it Naruto! Let me sleep!" Inuyasha was flailing in his sheets.

Sasuke went through the living room and kicked the door open to Inuyasha's room.

"Inuyasha! it's 1 PM!!! Turn that f&&&ing piece of crap Shakira calls music OFF!!!"Sasuke yelled with his hands over his ears.

"What the hell??!?!?!!" He jumped suddenly and flipped on the ground, pulling his sheets with him. He threw off his green boxers as Sasuke covered his face and ran out the door. He grabbed a white T-shirt with an Abercrombie logo and jumped out the door.

He stood before Sasuke who was on the floor below him."Pants." Sasuke looked at Inuyasha's gizmo and threw up on the floor as Inu ran back into the room. Inuyasha slapped on jeans and ran out again.

"Looks fine to me." Sasuke replied.

"Underwear." Neji said, his byakugan on.

Inuyasha looked down and suddenly his pants twitched.

"Damn...Sorry!" He ran in and came back out after a moment.

"Looks fine, kinda..." Neji added.

They walked out and went into the living room.

"Why were you looking in my pants?" Inuyasha asked randomly.

"Uh, no reason...I'm going to see if...Tenten is home." He strode out of the door quickly.

"Hey Neji-" Naruto asked as Neji ignored him and went out the door. At about that moment Miroku entered the back door and went into the kitchen.

"Hey Naruto! I got the bread!" Miroku said excitedly.

"Thanks. This chicken's gonna kick ass!"

Inuyasha came into the room, checking to make sure he had all his clothing on.

"So, I'm dressed now right?" He spun around quickly.

"Uh...well, not entirely.." Naruto got out a mirror and showed it to him. All of Inuyasha's hair was sticking straight up, stiff as, well...you'll see.

Sasuke punched Inuyasha's hair, his knuckles popped on contact.

"Damn it Inuyasha! What the hell's in your hair?"

"I think some kind of..." He smelled around. "Damn it!!! That bitch Neji put saltwater in my hair!!!!!"

Sasuke looked at Inu's hair; "That's not saltwater...It's..."

"I've been violated!!!!!" Inuyasha cried loudly. "That bitch!!!!"

"You might need a comb..." Miroku handed a comb to Inuyasha, who ran to the restroom crying.

"It's sour cream..." Sasuke finished while sweatdropping.

"Oh really?" Inuyasha was suddenly alright with everything.

"What did you think it was?" Sasuke added.

"Umm..." Inuyasha was about to speak.

"Don't answer that." Sasuke cut off Inuyasha. (Who was obviously going to say cottage cheese.)

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A/N:All wight!!! We got 1 chapter down! I'll be writing more. I'll probably tell you when that big joke that started the story comes up.

A funny hint: In conversation, whenever you say or hear 'come' , treat it as 'cum'. It really makes things funny.