A/N: I don't own NBC, the Office, or anything to do with the Office. If I did I wouldn't be writing a fan fiction for you losers, I'd be having lunch with Steve Carrel, John Kraskinski, and Jenna Fischer. Just kidding, you guys aren't losers.
JIM (TH): So, this weekend I'm having a party. The last one I had went pretty well, except for when Michael showed up uninvited and sung some interesting karaoke.
Clip shows Jim and Michael singing Islands in the Stream as Jim continues talking
Yeah, that was a lot of fun. And of course Pam couldn't let it go for weeks. Since I invited Michael out of pity this time, it's not too unfortunate that my karaoke machine broke.
Clip ends and shot goes back to Jim's TH
But I've got some cool new stuff, so…party on!
Theme song plays
PAM (TH): We're all pretty excited about Jim's party this Friday. He invited everybody in the office. That means Michael's going to be there, but hopefully he won't be too annoying.
Pam sighs
PAM: Wishful thinking.
Creed walks over to Jim's desk
CREED: So Jimmy, about this little shindig you're having on Friday. Will you supply the drugs, or should I bring my own?
Creed grins and bends down towards Jim's face
CREED: I've got enough in my medicine cabinet to kill a mule!
Jim gives the camera his signature Jim look
JIM: Nope, sorry. No drugs. I don't need the police waking me up on Saturday asking me why I have my co-workers sleeping on my lawn.
Jim looks towards the camera
JIM: Or a dead mule…
JIM (TH): Who does that guy know?
Kelly walks up to Jim and Pam at the reception desk
KELLY: Oh my God, Jim, I can like so not wait for the party this Friday. I'm gonna' look so hot! Darryl can come, right Jim? Oh thank God, I thought I would have to go by myself and that would look so dumb, right? So anyways, I bought this really hot pink dress. It's sleeveless, and it's got this V-neck that looks so great. It's long, but not to long, like right at my knees. I'm gonna' look sooo good right? Are you guys gonna' dance? You would look so great! Anyways, I just remembered why I came over here which is to ask Pam if I could borrow a pen?
Pam hands Kelly a pen
KELLY: Thank you sooo much! Bye!
Kelly walks off as Jim and Pam stare after her. Jim breaks the silence
JIM: Wow. She used as many words as I use in a day in like, 20 seconds.
PAM: That's either really sad or really skilled.
JIM: Or both…I'm going to get a bag of chips. You want anything?
PAM: Guess.
JIM: French Onion?
PAM: Aww, my boyfriend knows my favorite kind of chips! How sweet!
Pam giggles as Jim sighs and walks off
Michael walks out of his office. He sees Jim in the break room, and attempts to sneak up behind him to scare him. Michael trips on a box of paper near the door of the break room and falls through the open door. Jim turns around and looks down at Michael.
MICHAEL: Uhh…boo?
Michael snorts with laughter
JIM: Wow, that was graceful. Here…
Jim reaches his hand out to Michael, who takes it and stands up
MICHAEL: Uh-oh, looks like I stretched my pants too much…
He turns around to show the camera a rip in his pants. He is wearing underwear that reads HOT STUFF
MICHAEL: Pam, you getting turned on? Hmm? Pammy likey?
Pam frowns at the camera Dwight laughs hysterically
DWIGHT: Michael, those are so awesome! I should SO get a matching pair!
ANDY: Yeah, all three of us should have a pair! That would be freakin' awesome!
DWIGHT: Not a chance, Bernard. You wouldn't look nearly as good as me and Michael in those underpants.
ANDY: I would look so sweet, right babe?
Andy smiles at Angela, who rolls her eyes and walks away
ANGELA (TH): What Phyllis saw at Toby's party meant nothing. I was just showing Dwight some accounting things I wanted his opinion on and-
Angela starts crying and runs out of the interview. We see Phyllis smiling devilishly through the window. Clip ends and camera is back on Michael
MICHAEL: Oh, you guys are so gay. Not offensive! Guys joking with each other, it's all gooood.
Michael gives the camera a stupid grin
MICHAEL: Jim! Can't wait for the party! Gonna' be good! Do some karaoke, have a drink, bang some chicks, gonna' be hot!!
Holly frowns at coughs loudly, Michael looks over and makes an "ooh" sound
MICHAEL: Well, chicks as in you babe, hehe…
Holly rolls her eyes and goes to her desk
Jim: Oh, actually my roommate, Mark, got a little too drunk one night and collapsed on the table which the karaoke machine was on. So, it's kind of destroyed. Sorry.
Sighs of relief are heard around the room, obviously so no one has to hear Michael sing
Michael: Well, that sucks! Ughh, I wanted to sing Holly to sleep!
HOLLY: MICHAEL!!
MICHAEL: Oops! Okay, I'm just gonna' go staple the back of these pants together and run over to the mall to buy another pair. Scott, out!
Jim and Pam in the same TH
JIM (TH): Now I see the true stupidity behind inviting Michael to my party.
Pam is laughing quietly
PAM (TH): How is he going to staple the back of his pants?
A/N: Well, there's the first chapter of my first Office story. Reviews are awesome, but constrictive criticism only, please. Mean stuff helps no one! Also, hopefully I got Kelly right. It's hard to do a girly character like her when you're a guy but I think I watch the Office enough to get her. New chapter coming very soon if people give good reviews.