Squirrelflight looked around and wondered where she was. This isn't Thunderclan camp! She thought. She noticed something very peculiar. She had twoleg paws! She gasped in horror. I'm so ugly! She cried. "James what are you doing?" a twoleg next to her asked. "erm nothing" she replied. "that doesn't sound like you…who are you and what have you done with James Bond 007!" he yelled. "who's James Bond? I'm Squirrelflight" she told him. "real funny James" he said and saw the look on Squirrelflight's face. "your serious?" he said. Squirrelflight nodded. "ok then my name is Q" he said. "Q?" what sort of name is that?" she asked. "well what sort of name is Squirrelflight" he retorted. "Your mission is to find Kananga and- Q are you ready yet?" he was interrupted by another twoleg coming in. "Coming M" Q said.
What do I do? Squirrelflight wondered when she noticed a monster. Twolegs always use it so why can't I? she asked herself and got in the monster. She pressed and turned everything she could see and finally the monster woke up. She repeated this and it slowly moved forward. She grabbed the circular thing and turned it in the direction she wanted to go in. This is easy! She thought and began to see a lot of beautiful scenery. Wherever I am it is really beautiful she thought looking around but keeping her eye on the thunder path. She jumped when she heard a loud honking sound. She cursed under her breath.
She noticed giant letters reading "KANANGA'S BAR+SINGING&DANCING=^_^". That looked promising so she drove into the forest nearby and pressed and turned everything she could and the monster stopped. She looked through what she was wearing and saw a gun! Was it loaded? Yep. She felt guilty that she knew about guns when she was a cat. She walked in the bar and asked the manager "where's Kananga?". The manager pointed and whispered "in the back". So Squirrelflight walked in the back and saw the Kananga twoleg holding a gun pointing towards her.
She did the only thing she could think of. She screamed and Kananga pulled the trigger. A heartbeat before the bullet hit her she woke up in her den screaming. "Squirrelflight what's wrong?" Mousewhisker asked her. "I was James Bond" she said slowly and pulled out a gun. BANG!