So…………. Hi. This story, it was one of the first fanfictions I had really thought up. I knew I had wanted to write a story like this, thus Emi was born. FYI Emi is the character in this. I really enjoyed writing this, so I hope you enjoy reading this, although I'm technically still writing. The whole story is in the ol' noggin, though! Oh, and in the beginning is kinda bad, but it gets better! Trust me! It does!! Beginnings are always the worst part for me, although I did a pretty good job with my The Forsaken Uchiha start. Hm. I don't know. Anyway, enough of my rambling! Read the story!


A blonde knucklehead, revenge-obsessed womanizer, a pink haired stalker, and a blonde flirt were the four people I definitely hated most. And they also happened to be the four people that had just woken me up. It's not like insomniac people need sleep. (Note the sarcasm) They were also, coincidentally, the four people catching my glare at this moment. Ooh, if only looks could kill!

"I'm going to sit by Sasuke-kun!"

"No, I am!" The two idiot girls were fighting over the ego-maniac. I don't see what they see in him! Okay, so he has a good looking face, and is a good ninja. But he's a total jerk and has hair that looks like he cut a duck in half and stuck the end half on his head.

When I snapped out of my mind tantrum, I saw the most surprising image. The hyperactive idiot and duck-boy were……in…..a……..LIP LOCK!! My eyes widened at this, as did the rabid fangirls. (And yes, they are rabid) But, as their expressions turned to rage, ("How could my Sasuke-kun get his first kiss from someone other than me!) mine turned into one of amusement. I bit my lip to hold in a fit of laughter.

"Are you laughing at this Freak Eyes!?!?" Sakura and Ino shouted in unison. My red eyes bore into theirs, and they cowered. I was really peeved now. They ruined my first good laugh I'd had in years.

The fan girls quickly changed their view to the blue eyed ninja. He laughed nervously, as the savage girls started approaching him. As they beat him up, I couldn't help but feel sorry for him. I also couldn't help but wonder if someone slipped a drug into my breakfast.

"Okay class, settle down." That was Iruka, our sensei. He always ended up late. "You will all be split up into squads of three. But since there is an odd number, there will be one group of four! !#*! I was hoping they'd have a single team for, let's say, me! Hm. A team. I if had to choose two people I definitely know who I would pick.

Shikamaru Nara. Known as the laziest ninja. He never bothers me since he is always sleeping through class, kind of like me. (Except he gets away with it) The other, the shy Hyuga. She is nice to everyone, and never bothers me either. I think I scare her a bit, though.

Iruka had named off a lot of the teams already. I grew a bit nervous. I twirled a piece of my midnight-black hair between my thumb and pointer finger. Okay, so my hair isn't completely black, but it has a bluish grey tint to it. Fine, it's the same shade as the Uchiha's! Ugh, I hate to admit that.

"Team 7 will be," Iruka started. "Uzumaki, Naruto; Haruno Sakura;" Naruto cheered anad Sakura groaned. He looked a little discouraged at this. I felt even worse for the guy than before. Okay now I KNOW something was slipped into my morning meal "…Uchiha Sasuke." Naruto groaned and Sakura cheered. And mister I'm-better-than-you-and-everyone-is-an-idiot-excluding-me just stayed with a monotone face. I let out a breath. Three of the most hated and annoying were not going to be on my team. Maybe this day would be the first good day in years!

"And…" Iruka continued. I sucked in my breath again. 'Anyone but me, anyone but me, anyone but me!"

"Etsuko Emi!" Naruto and Sakura groaned, while Sasuke looked a little, well, A LOT PO'd. I sighed inwardly. I had spoken too soon. I should have known I'm never supposed to be happy.

'So,' I thought to myself. 'I'm on a team with a puppy on happy pills, a pink slinky (something very useless) and duck's butt. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad??

Iruka continued with the other teams. I sighed once again, but mentally this time. Maybe I'd get lucky and fall off a cliff to my death the first mission. But then again, luck was never known to be on my side.


So there you have it! My first chapter of my other fanfiction! I hope you like! Sorry it was short. Don't forget to comment and message me with words of advice of feedback! (Praise would be good too! I like praise! (jk)) See ya!