Hello welcome to my try at a story note this may be given up at some point because of my school work and stuff so just PM me if you want to take over the paring will be Ash x Cynthia because i like them and Cynthia is cool (and pretty hot) but onto the important stuff my spelling and grammar is kinda bad so don't send hateful PM's and reviews cus i WILL just ignore them and just note ash will be doing the hole already done super big world camp tournament thing so get off my back about it. Ash will get by betrayed by everybody (including pikachu you thought this was a close copy of other fics right. Wrong bitches) but yea very few people will have ashes trust and they will have his old Pokemon in there team (read other fic that kinda did this it was a good idea) and for the pic of ashes ONLY Pokemon (one man army this shit) look at the story pic (don't own credit to whoever did you did a godly good job mate. if image does not come out in full on the story pic then search Zoroark scythe in google images) so now the final things before shit goes down and before I forget only Cynthia will have legendarys END OF ARGUMENT (cus fuck guys that do cus i just don't like them)
disclaimer I DO NOT OWN POKEMON AT ALL IT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE WHO DO OWN IT AND HAVE A FUCK TONE OF MONEY
"speaking" "thinking" "Pokemon speaking" "Pokemon thinking"
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It was a normal day for most people but them Pokemon trainers weren't 'most people' they were hardcore fucking people man...(but wait this is the anime canon forget it then) Pokemon trainers are sidetracked from proper goal baby ass pusses but (wait this is a fanfic so it's not that bad) Pokemon trainers are somewhat easily sidetracked people that fight in gyms and in other place with OP ass monsters...Some of the time. A few days ago it was the end of the unova league and we follow Ash kachum the lamest ass trainer ever (without you lovely fanfictioners out there to sort him the fuck out) walking home the Pallet town off a ferry after losing the battle ageist trip (the snobby dochebag the III) and yet again was disappointed at his loss "what am i doing wrong. How do I always lose do my rivels does some sort of evil Arceus hate me or someshit"
Meanwhile in canon story writer land
"He he he im such a dick"
Back in the normal world
"well i guess i will just have to try and train harder next time"
"so Ash im looking forward to seeing your hometown". Is what Iris said in a happy tone of voice.
"yes my friend i'm sure it will be very favorable". Is what Cilan said on his normal happy tone with the wired flavor thing he does.
(sorry i forgot to say everyone is wearing there normal clothes unless i say so)
But what what Iris and Cilan were really thinking was. "Soon you shall pay you idiot"
"Yea guys it's a nice place and just wait till you try my mum's cooking, it just may be better then yours Cilan." "pika pika (yea and there's ketchup") (and yes this how the Pokemon will speak)
"now this I have to see." Was irises response runing ahead with Cilan on her tail and pikachu following him leaving Ash to walk there normally because he was in no rush.
As ash entered his house he was zapped by what he thought was his 'best buddy' in his left arm and it was not the normal comical shock this was ment to hurt like hell and that's what it did.
"Aaaaaa what the fuck Pikachu the hell did I do now." Ash shouted out holding his now useless (for now) left arm and sending a glare pikachus way that was matched by everyone of his friends in the room and they were Oak,his mum that and gained some weight in his mind,Misty,Brock,Gary,May,Max,Dawn,Iris,Cilan,Paul and of fucking coerce Trip and now pikachu that started glaring maby even more then the others.
"OK what the hell is going on and why is mum now fat." Was Ashes response to the glares he was getting from what he thought were his best friends. Then Trip started speaking."Well you loser my plan has fallen into place that fact this none of use want to be even neutral with you let alone friends with you because well your fucking useless you can't even win one lame ass league and you still try to hold onto the hole 'Pokemon master' dream and you know what you won't even be a mediocre Pokemon trainer at your rate and the reason your mom is now putting on the pounds is the fact that fact in Unova I made a few stops here and well you figger it out if your puny brain can that is."
"ARE FUCKING SAYING THAT SHE'S" Screamed out Ash in rage at what he was hearing and fuck them he saved the world on a regular basis hell the world would have probably been ruled by some power hungry psychopath if he had not intervened and now he was hearing he was useless and his own MOTHER was pregnant with trips child,BULLSHIT.
"Come on guys this can't be true." Pleading to the others in the room with both arms because his arm was now somewhat usable thanks to his extra strong body thanks to his aura.
"Well it is true you can't to jack shit and this world would be better off without you" is what Misty replied and the others nodding but the one that hurt the most was the nod from pikachu.
"Fine then fuck you guys but when you least expect it I WILL be back and then you will wonder 'where is my god now' trust me." Is the only thing Ash said before he ran off.
"quick after that fucker he needs to pay for what he did." is the only thing trip said.
"get back here you weakling." Is what max runing after Ash with there Pokemon out and even some of his Pokemon as well.
"fuck I can't get away there going to catch up soon arceus help me". is what Ash was thinking while runing. Then there was a flash of light and then Ash was gone. and the only thing Trips bitches could say was a synced "THE FUCK"
(Hall of legends)
waking up Ash found himself surrounded by the legendarys in front Arceus walked up to Ash and spoke. "A chosen one you are awake we are glad we got you here in time if they harmed you I could never forgive myself but you are safe now we will not commit the same act's as those weak minded humans." Arceus said in his disembodied voice. The legendarys that were closer to said humans had a sad look in there eye. "Well thank god for that,thank you all of you." The sudden realization of what just happend made Ashes aura rush out of him and it started changing and he started screaming at the pain that came with it. Mew went to try to help him but Mewtwo just held out his arm as in saying "don't". What was happening to Ashes aura was it was changing color from blue with a white outline to black with a red outline. (think ichigo from bleach) When the process was over Ash calmed down with the newly named anti aura slowly seeping out of him and disappearing into the air. "what *huff* the hell *huff* was that." Was Ashes breathless reply to what just happend. Arceus just chuckled "That my boy was anti aura something a cult worshiping one of my sons first found,it is made when people with extremely powerful aura experience horrible pain and sadness." Arceus explained still in his disembodied voice, the fact it made because of him made Giratina (he is in origin form for people that want to know) look down in shame because it was mostly used to do harmful things in his name. "Now to fulfill a promise to my greasiest mistake,Red you may speak now." A man that looked a lot like Ash came out. (fine the most badass red pic you can and then imagine that as this red) "Hey kiddo guess you don't remember me do you." Ash shook his head. " Ha ha that's OK you were only two at the time well i'm the legendary Red or my favorite title your farther." This shocked Ash to the core,he never new his farther that slutty whore always said that his dad just left never coming back and that he hated him. "The reason why I was never there is because of what Arceus said just a minute ago when he renterd to world from his slumber (because he was just work with it) he created a large blast of energy killing me what I am now is an aura projection, it's sad to see what your mother has become she used to be so kind and loving, now none of that kachum business now that was that whores maiden name you are Ash satoshi, ha ha ha picket it myself, but that is all I have to say that was the final wish I got along with Arceus talking care of you, (in terms of the arceus movie that was a test to prove he was not like his mother) goodbye I love you." Is all Red said before giving Ash his hat and dispersing. (think sir Arons Lucario)
Ash just stood there holding Reds hat "I love you to...dad" talking off his old hat he put Reds one on and looked towards Arceus "whats next" said Ash in a solid tone sadness gone. "now you meet your new partner" is what Arceus said all the legendarys stepping aside to reveal a Zoroark.
"Ash satoshi meet Yami." (means darkness...I think)
Done review plz i did most of this in one day so you better like it don't hate but plz review I WANT to hear your feedback so plz keep reading thank you-Wolfe and sorry for the long full block of text there sorry.