It was a lovely spring day in Treasure Town. "I hate days." said Chatot. The Sun was shining, the Pidgeys were singing very off-key Beatles covers, and Dugtrio was talking to the sea.
"Oh, Sea! Tell me what the heck I should do to get the rest of the Guild to stop bugging me. And why did that rhyme?""Frist of all," said the Sea. "Don't say 'heck' because this is a Christian server. Next, just disrespect all of their opinions. And that rhymed because the author made it like that." "What author?", thought Dugtrio. "BeeeeeeCAAAAAAUUUUUUSE THE WORLD IS ROUND, IT TURNS ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooon!" wailed the Pidgeys. Dugtrio went back to the Guild.
Dugtrio dug into the Guild and said to Corphish and said. "The White Stripes are a good band!" Corphish coughed once and laughed. "You are wrong. You see, any band that doesn't have a bassist just simply, downright sucks! And Meg sucks at drumming! " Then, Corphish went back to listening to his favorite band, The Doors. Next, Dugtrio told Loudred that his mixtape sucked and his career as a Soundcloud rapper would flop. Then, he told Chimecho her cooking sucked. Dugtrio got slapped a ton that day. He learned that getting advice from the right source is better than talking to some salt water and getting slapped. I think he learned a good lesson, don't you?
Meanwhile, Corphish is still unaware that The Doors didn't have a bassist.