Be warned that this may be an extremely strange fan fiction to you...
(There is a room full of people. There is a stage and on the stage is a man)
Man: Hello everyone out there and welcome! My name is Cloud. But you may call me...the incredible Strife!
Person in the audience: Cloud 9?
Strife: NO! I definitely did not say that!
Same person: Cloud 9? HAAAHAAAHAAAHAA
Strife: (ignores person, who is now clapping their hands.) Tonight's show will feature many acts of stupidity. Many acts that will boggle your mind. Many acts that will startle and AMAZE you! So sit back...relax...and eat juice!
Everyone: HAAAAAAAHAAAA!
(All of a sudden, the curtain is pulled back and a bunch of people come running out, waving their hands and screaming madly.)
People on stage: GAHHHHH!!!
Strife: These are my...friends. WELCOME!
Person: HAHAAAAAAA!
Audience: WELCOME!
Person: HAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
People on stage: WELCOME!
(Suddenly, everyone hears a loud bang and the doors come flying open.)
Chocobos dressed in police suits: (holding batons and whacking their stomach with them.) GAHAAAAHAAAA! You have disrupted our meal of butter! You shall payyyy!
Audience: JUICY FRUITS ARE GOOD!
Strife: Cheese it, the feds!!!
The End....