Gensokyo, they call this place. A world different from Earth, more like a parallel universe than anything. God, why did you have to do this to me? Blood was dripping down my face like sweat would... I don't know why. Being as tall as I am, it just seems weird. My suit was covered in blood... my fedora was no different than the rest. Oh, I almost forgot. I'm part bird... forgot what you call them.

I went toward a mountain, you could call it. Probably as tall as Mt. Everest. All kinds of different creatures were flying around the perimeter, guarding the mountain diligently. All of them looked like girls. But I saw one particular one, taking pictures of everything in sight. She has crow wings on her back, in which she uses to fly. I don't know what kind of creature this is.

She flew towards me at about 200 mph. I figured that she was going to run into me, but she stopped just before her head hit my head.

"You must be new around here, right?", The girl had some sort of a thing on her head... I forgot what you called those things.

"I guess you could say that.", I touched her wings, and she never even flinched a bit! She seems like she is enjoying it... they feel so soft. I don't know why I was still doing it... and I wasn't scared a bit. I removed my hand from her wing, and moved to her hair. It feels just like any normal human girl's hair. But I know she is not human... A bird, maybe?

She looked at me with crimson red eyes, examining me, like she just looked at mefor the first time. She was touching me in about every way possible. She was taking pictures of me, head to toe.

"This will be a perfect scoop for my newspaper!", My baby blue eyes looked at her crimson red eyes when she said that.

"Newspaper?", I looked at her with a face that said 'What are you talking about?'.

"Oh, you don't know, do you? I run a newspaper, 'Bunbunmaru', and you seem like an interesting guy.", She touched my nose with her index finger. Is she trying to flirt with me or something?

"Don't let her fool you...", Then a white-haired girl came... and she had... wolf ears, and a wolf tail?! Gensokyo, you surprise me so much.

"Aya, are you trying to get another news scoop from someone you just met?", The wolf looked at the crow girl. So the crow girl is Aya? I like that name.

"Momiji... come on, I can write on people I just met! I mean, who wants to hear the same old boring stuff every time they read my newspaper!", Aya gently pushed the wolf, Momiji, in a playful way.

"Something tells me this boy has no idea what the hell you or me are.", Momiji looks at me with her adorable puppy-like eyes.

"Then he must be new to Gensokyo.", Aya brushed her wings against my suit...

"Human, we are Tengu.", Did Momiji say Tengu? She looked at me again. Please stop looking at me, your soooo adorable.

"I'm not just a human. I'm part Tengu, too... But I can't get my wings to work. They are broken, see?", I wasn't trying to be a pervert, but I took my suit top off, and showed them my broken wings.

"Aya, you gotta fly him back to our house, and we can try to fix him up.", Aya just nodded to Momiji, and she motioned for me to come over there. When I did, she picked me up.

"Hold on to my neck so you won't fall off, ok?", Aya smiled at me, and Momiji looked at Aya in discust. "Save the flirting for later, Aya."