Two names are randomly selected from an ever-growing list of over eight hundred, and the selection is...

ORIKO MIKUNI

VS

SAILOR JUPITER

Jupiter, begin!

Aw, yeah!
Now it may come as quite the shock
But I'm here to clean your clock
Ever since the nineteen-nineties I've been running this block
Got my reputation known by all far and wide
I'm the queen of throwing lightning in the faces I've defied
The outer space empress is here to clear the slate
Against a bug-eyed freak in a costume made of cheesecake
I won't make it personal if you agree as well
But if you get into that then I'll zap your ass to hell
I'm a Sailor Scout, a soldier, call me Jupiter alright
I'm royalty, so kneel, or I'll set your hair alight
Fought more ugly monsters than you have ever seen
And the piles of all my victories border on obscene
Statuesque and a beauty beloved by all that live
Now go and say your piece, I have no fucks to give

Oriko, it's yours!

Ah, know we just begun but we're running out of time
You're racing to be acing against me at rhyme
Call my words a crime, I'd take you in your prime
But now you're nearly forty so i crush you into limestone
Where's your space throne?
Princess, you got nothing but a cosplay costume
All that power goes to waste so soon
It's a tragedy that you're battling me
Cause I actually liked you
But I can see how this all ends
You don't pull through
They call you pretty soldiers, but where's the sense in that?
I've got more gravitas than all nine of you in my hat
You're taken down every second episode
When a new foe corrodes some folk's abode
Sacrificial Lion, so Sailor Moon gets the spotlight
I think I'll make some tea and let Kirika take this fight

Jupiter's rebuttal!

My name is Makoto, you frilly rich girl
I'm the power behind the team that saves the world
You're just the villain from some unknown spin-off
A little arc or bolt to tenderize until your soft
I toss the monster of the week over my head
Before I even learned I can shock 'em all instead
Defeating all the evil, Sailor Scouts that number five
Meanwhile your beaten by kids who can't even survive
Twelve episodes? What fun can you have in there?
Try two series, eight seasons, I'm still on the air
You weren't even in the show, just a book no one read
Your audience came to us after all of you were dead
But it's not like I can complain, you kept the genre going
Oh wait, no you didn't, cause the Moon is always glowing
It's a simple dynamic, I'm the veteran and you're newbs
So now you can relax and let your stalker touch your boobs

Oriko, finish this!

Well, I can tell you, I certainly saw that coming
A crude attempt at rap, really just your mouth running
You brought up Sailor Moon Crystal, but I don't get the hype
You'll still always be the same old over-hyped archetype
The brawn before the brains fighter girl in the mix
With the brains and the whits and the two blonde bimbo twits
But I separate myself from that sort of trope
I'm in a duo and this way I don't run out of hope
I've got someone else running around doing all the work
Which is good, because using my own power tends to hurt
Oh, but not me, silly, it hurts whoever it's aimed at
Properly powered I could disintegrate five wimps and two cats
Easy pickings, but it's not like a victory I could need
I'd rather wipe out witches, running on their grief seeds
My parents may be dead and my soul held for ransom
But I'm the one sipping tea in a rose garden behind my mansion

Combatants cease!

As this is a one-off rap battle, feel free to comment on what your favorite parts were, mention any parts you thought were lacking, and let me know who you think won. Friendly reminder that this has been a randomized selection of two characters from a list of over eight hundred. As such, I'm not taking suggestions, for two reasons. This is set up the way it is so I cannot end up with characters I don't actually know anything about, and an interactive rap battle series would be against the rules of the site. :p
Furthermore, this isn't a rap battle series. I may write other rap battles, but they will be separate and self-contained. I will write them when I see fit, and will ward off anyone who thinks they can influence what rap battles I write next. I told you already. It's random.
Hope you enjoyed the battle. Please refrain from mindless one-word reviews and feel at liberty to over-analyze the lyrics.