The Magic Piper Of Love
By Katsumi Tonicha
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Oh, I love writing about Duo and Hilde!! They really are funny together. I can picture them doing just about ANYTHING... And then doing it again. Oh, yeah, I know this is in the future and they probably don't still worship Austin Powers like I do, but, still... So on that note, on with the story!!
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Duo danced around the kitchen like a complete moron, singing away with some song he didn't REALLY know the words to. He was just kinda making it all up. "So, today, on 'Cooking With Duo', I make a hamich. That's a Duo style ham sandwich. A hamich. Okay, lots of mayonaise, pure fat, some lettuce, some cheese, some onion, ham, spicy mustard, tomatoe, on sub bread. This one's a foot and half long. Ooooooo...."
"Do you like talking to yourself?" Hilde was standing in the doorway, smirking at Duo.
"Sure do! Okay, now, a big giant drink of Coke to wach it down.." He pulled a liter bottle out of the fridge and grinned at his girlfriend.
"Wow." She eyed the huge "hamich".
"I know. Looks good don't it? Hey... I LOVE this song!!" He walked tothe radio and turned it all the way up, abandoning his sandwich and liter Coke.
"Attention span of a three-year-old," she turned to see Duo using a fork like a microphone,"and an attitude like one too..."
"Hu?" He looked at her with his big eyes.
"I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD BEEN INTO THE WHISKEY BY CHANCE!!!" Hilde shouted over the music.
Duo shook his head solomly. "No. I do no such thing. Only on truly important celebrations, like ... New Years or somthing like that. I am pure."
"I really believe that one... What in the world are you singing?" she asked, turning her attention to the radio.
"It's called the 'Magic Piper of Love'. I don't know who sings it, I just love the song." And Duo continued to sing. "'It's kinda hard to swallow, you know ya gotta follow, the magic piper of love.'" He grabbed Hilde's hand. "Who IS the magic piper of love?" he asked her, grinning.
"I don't know," she replied blandly.
"Oh, come ON!!! Look!!! Who's he??"
"I don't know."
"Hildeeeeeee, you're really hurting my feelings now... Just listen to the rest of the song, and tell me who he is! 'Of love, of love. Of love, of love.' Oh, wait I think the song's over."
"Dumbo."
"Hilde!!"
She smiled at him. "I only kidding. I guess you are the magic piper of love, right?"
"You hit the nail on.. Oh! My hamich!" Duo walked back over to the counter, still holding Hilde's hand. "Mmmmmm..."
She laughed at him and picked up the plate in her free hand. Duo grabbed the Coke. "Come on, Duo." Hilde took advantage of her position to drag Duo out of the kitchen and into the bedroom.
Behind the door...
"MY HAMICH!! NO! GIVE IT BACK!"
"OW! DUO! DON'T YOU HIT ME WITH- OW!"
"DON'T EAT IT!! I'LL GO MAKE YOU ONE!"
"SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, DUO!"
"NO!! THAT ONE IS MINE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
And on the radio...
...The female of the species is more deadlier than the male...
...How could heaven hold a place for me?
When a girl like you could cast a spell on me?...
"HIILLLDDDDEEEEE!!!!! THAT TOOK FOREVER TO MAKE!!!"
"Hm, it was good, too."
"I'LL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT!!!"
"Now I'm thirsty."
"NO! PLEASE, JUST SPARE MY COKE!!! PLEASE!!! NO! NO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
By Katsumi Tonicha
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Oh, I love writing about Duo and Hilde!! They really are funny together. I can picture them doing just about ANYTHING... And then doing it again. Oh, yeah, I know this is in the future and they probably don't still worship Austin Powers like I do, but, still... So on that note, on with the story!!
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Duo danced around the kitchen like a complete moron, singing away with some song he didn't REALLY know the words to. He was just kinda making it all up. "So, today, on 'Cooking With Duo', I make a hamich. That's a Duo style ham sandwich. A hamich. Okay, lots of mayonaise, pure fat, some lettuce, some cheese, some onion, ham, spicy mustard, tomatoe, on sub bread. This one's a foot and half long. Ooooooo...."
"Do you like talking to yourself?" Hilde was standing in the doorway, smirking at Duo.
"Sure do! Okay, now, a big giant drink of Coke to wach it down.." He pulled a liter bottle out of the fridge and grinned at his girlfriend.
"Wow." She eyed the huge "hamich".
"I know. Looks good don't it? Hey... I LOVE this song!!" He walked tothe radio and turned it all the way up, abandoning his sandwich and liter Coke.
"Attention span of a three-year-old," she turned to see Duo using a fork like a microphone,"and an attitude like one too..."
"Hu?" He looked at her with his big eyes.
"I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD BEEN INTO THE WHISKEY BY CHANCE!!!" Hilde shouted over the music.
Duo shook his head solomly. "No. I do no such thing. Only on truly important celebrations, like ... New Years or somthing like that. I am pure."
"I really believe that one... What in the world are you singing?" she asked, turning her attention to the radio.
"It's called the 'Magic Piper of Love'. I don't know who sings it, I just love the song." And Duo continued to sing. "'It's kinda hard to swallow, you know ya gotta follow, the magic piper of love.'" He grabbed Hilde's hand. "Who IS the magic piper of love?" he asked her, grinning.
"I don't know," she replied blandly.
"Oh, come ON!!! Look!!! Who's he??"
"I don't know."
"Hildeeeeeee, you're really hurting my feelings now... Just listen to the rest of the song, and tell me who he is! 'Of love, of love. Of love, of love.' Oh, wait I think the song's over."
"Dumbo."
"Hilde!!"
She smiled at him. "I only kidding. I guess you are the magic piper of love, right?"
"You hit the nail on.. Oh! My hamich!" Duo walked back over to the counter, still holding Hilde's hand. "Mmmmmm..."
She laughed at him and picked up the plate in her free hand. Duo grabbed the Coke. "Come on, Duo." Hilde took advantage of her position to drag Duo out of the kitchen and into the bedroom.
Behind the door...
"MY HAMICH!! NO! GIVE IT BACK!"
"OW! DUO! DON'T YOU HIT ME WITH- OW!"
"DON'T EAT IT!! I'LL GO MAKE YOU ONE!"
"SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, DUO!"
"NO!! THAT ONE IS MINE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
And on the radio...
...The female of the species is more deadlier than the male...
...How could heaven hold a place for me?
When a girl like you could cast a spell on me?...
"HIILLLDDDDEEEEE!!!!! THAT TOOK FOREVER TO MAKE!!!"
"Hm, it was good, too."
"I'LL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT!!!"
"Now I'm thirsty."
"NO! PLEASE, JUST SPARE MY COKE!!! PLEASE!!! NO! NO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"