Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. That is fairly obvious. Though I wish that I could do graphics as well as the people who did make it. That makes me mad and jealous. Grrr… BUT I have collected the whole first series of KH in books, and KH Chain of Memories too… though I don't have any of the games. (My friend is getting me an Axel plushy for my birthday! Huzzah! AXEL IS SO AWESOME AND I MARRIED HIM IN MY DREAM!) …I wish I was Roxas right now…

This chapter is really gay. I hope to re-write it some time. Don't be fooled by its gayness.

But otherwise, ON WITH THE FAN FICTION!

Chapter One: A New Invention

"Long ago, the world was united
and filled with warm light.

People loved the light, and
eventually began fighting over it.

Then, darkness found its way into
people's hearts.

Darkness consumed the hearts and light
of the people, and in a flash it spread…
The world disappeared into the darkness.

But a slimmer of light
remained in the hearts of
children…

Children gathered their slimmers
of light and recreated the world.

The recreated world, however, was no
longer united…
It was divided into several smaller worlds.

Because the true light was still hidden deep within the darkness…"

Neru sighed. "That's the fifth time today that you've read that, Aly!"

Aly grinned at her best friend. "It's not my fault I find Kingdom Hearts relatively interesting!"

Neru sighed again, and went back to playing Dot Hack on her Playstation 2.

"Lighten up, Neru!" Aly went on. "Otherwise I'll go all Kyuubi on yer bottom and wipe out yer nose with my magic scrub!"

Neru sighed once more and started playing 'I Believe in a Thing Called Love' by The Darkness. "That better?" she asked her friend, who was now reading her complete collection of Ansem Reports.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," she replied; obviously forgetting that they were having a conversation. This happened quite often.

Neru rolled her green eyes and turned up the music, then went back to playing Dot Hack.

They sat, listening to gay music for a bit, when Aly asked, "If I can create Magic Scrub, do you think we could get into the game?"

Neru put her game of pause. "Wadda you mean?"

"You know, put ourselves into Kingdom Hearts! If we can do that, then we could alter it to our enjoyment!"

'Touching yooouuuuu-oooohhh…Touching meeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeehhhhh…Touching you, GOD you're touching me!! I believe in a thing called love…' The lyrics played out through the long pause.

"You can't alter life Aly."

"But you CAN alter games! Like an RP! We could make Kingdom Hearts an RPG!! How cool would that be!?"

"Kingdom Hearts is already an RPG."

Aly frowned at her. "Fine, biatch."

They sat, with the odd 'Just listen to the rhythm of my heart' from their song, and the occasional grunts of pain from Neru's game.

"If you can make something tonight before the sun comes up tomorrow, I'll give you five dollars," Neru added suddenly.

"Sure. I'll take that offer." And with that, she went off to her awesome 'laboratory' to work on her project.

"HUZZAH! CUMPLEHTEHD!"

"Stop talking like that…"

Aly held her newest invention with two hands in pride. "Is it not the most gorgeous thing that you've ever laid eyes on, my dear Neru?"

Neru looked down at it. "…looks like a TV/DVD remote to me," she replied.

"But that's the beauty of it!" Aly squeaked back happily. "It's supposed to look insignificant so no-one steals it!" Neru huffed.

"Fine. Five dollars is all yours."

"Five dollars was involved?"

Neru shifted her feet. "Uh…Maybe no-"

"-NO MATTER! Dollars means nothing where we're going!"

Neru looked questionably at Aly. "You mean that it seriously works?"

"Never tried it!"

"Then, how are we getting into Kingdom Hearts!?"

"Use of imagination." Aly tapped her nose, the pointed at Neru matter-of-factly. "Just trust thou…"

"Last time I trusted you, I ended up with half of my arm missing because of you and your magic scrub! Then I choked on frozen chocolate!"

Aly laughed out loud. "Little faith, Neru," she replied, wiping a happy tear from her eye. Running over to Neru's Playstation 2, she grabbed Kingdom Hearts off the shelf and put it in the machine.

"One or two?" Neru asked the busy Aly.

"One. Always start at the beginning of things! Now shut up and let me concentrate!"

Neru snuffed her nose in Aly's direction and poked out her tongue. "Cow." She walked over to her CD player. "I feel like annoying you now Aly…but I don't know how," she said.

"Hah. Me ish invincible! Kyuubi rules over love! Wait…"

"Hah! You suck!" So Neru started to play the coolest ever song by Starship. Loud singing filled the room.

'WE BUILT THIS CITY! WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL! WE BUILT THIS CITY! WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROOOOOO-AAAAAAALLLLLLLL'

Instead of getting annoyed at the racket, Aly started to dance.

"ARGH! THE HORROR!" Neru screamed. She turned off the music and tackled the dancing Aly.

"Get off me! HOW NOW BROWN COW!"

"I WILL IF YOU STOP DANCING!"

Aly got up off the floor and brushed the dust off her clothes. "Gosh, it's not that bad," she mumbled as she fixed her messy black hair. She walked over to the music playing and changed it to Draco and the Malfoy's. "Better now?"

"Much."

"Your fault for playing Starship…" Aly went back to hooking up her invention.

"...Finished."

Neru clasped her hands to her head. "Finally!"

Aly clicked a few buttons on the remote, then walked over to Neru. "Now put this weird communicator in your pocket just in case we get separated. Kay?"

"Do you think that we're going to get separated!?"

"Never know in games," Aly replied, hooking her communicator to her pants so it wouldn't get lost. Dragging an old door over next to the TV, she plugged some odd cords into it.

"Just like Monsters Inc. …" Neru giggled.

"Yeah. Oh, and we can make our own user names. Well, they call you what you want to be called. I'm just sticking with Aly. It's less confusing."

"CHICKEN NOODLE MONSTER!?"

"No!"

"Fine. I'll just stick with Neru." And with that, Aly turned on the Playstation 2 and selected 'New Game'. They walked through the door. "Um, can we die?"

"Maybe. It should be like real life, since we're there and all."

They couldn't see where they were heading now.

"So, we can die…"

Aly nodded. It wasn't like Neru could see it though.

"Will we be computer graphic?"

"Probably."

Neru squealed. "I can't WAIT to get there!"

"Yeah…"

They walked in shadowed silence. The noise of their footsteps fluttering away on the non-existent floor.

"How do we get back?"

"Uh…" This question stumped Aly. "Never…thought about it."

"WHAT!?"

Suddenly, Neru tripped and lost her footing, grabbing Aly by the wrist subconsciously. Dragging Aly down, they fell into the ground, into a different world. A different universe. Engulfed by darkness.

Let the Role Play Game begin…

Like I said. This chapter sucks and I wish to change it soon. Don't flame it or anything. Otherwise I will kill you.