I do not own Bleach.
Hitsugaya was sleeping on his bed, having a peaceful slumber. Suddenly, it was broken by a certain voice.
"SHIROU-CHAN!!!!"
Yachiru body-slammed into his gut and squealed into his ear. "WAKE UP!" "AAAH!" Hitsugaya screamed and fell off the bed.
He got up and glared at the pink menace on his bed. "WHAT are you doing here, Yachiru?" He growled at her.
"I'm bored. So I came here to play with you!" Yachiru beamed. Toushirou moaned. "God, give me strength!" He put his hands on his face and sighed.
"PLAY WITH ME! PLAY WITH ME! PLAY WITH ME!" Yachiru chanted loudly as she bounced on the bed.
"ALL RIGHT!" Hitsugaya roared as Yachiru stopped bouncing on the bed. "HOORAY!" She clung to his neck and bit him.
"OW!" He cried out in pain as he held his neck. "Yachiru, WHAT are you doing?!" "Being a vampire, silly!" Yachiru giggled loudly as she hissed and hid under the bed.
"Yachiru, get out of there." Hitsugaya put his hands on his hips.
Silence.
"I SAID NOW!" He roared loudly.
Still, there was silence.
"Damn it," Hitsugaya growled as he peeked his head under the bed. Suddenly, the pink blur latched onto him.
"ARRRGH!" Hitsugaya cried out as Yachiru tackled him and began biting him all over.
"Now, I'm a werewolf!" Yachiru chirped. "And I just turned you into one!" Hitsugaya glared and grabbed Yachiru. "HEY! What are you doing, Shiro-chan? This isn't part of the game!"
"I am done with your stupid games! NOW GET OUT!" He threw Yachiru out of his room and slammed the door. "Thank god," He sighed and threw himself onto his bed.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" A loud wail reached his ears. Hitsugaya growled as he slammed his pillow over his head.
"SHIRO-CHAN IS MEAN! WAAAAAAAAH!" Yachiru's sobs echoed throughout the hallway. Hitsugaya finally had enough.
"SHUT UP, YACHIRU!" Hitsugaya roared, silencing the young vice-captain. Yachiru looked at him, tears in her eyes.
"…Sorry." Hitsugaya mumbled. "What was that?" Yachiru looked at him. "I said, 'I'm sorry'." Hitsugaya sighed. "Happy now?"
"YAY!" Yachiru glomped him with the strength of a bear. Hitsugaya groaned as the pink-haired girl squeezed him.
"Zaraki, where are you?" Hitsugaya thought to himself as Yachiru began to suck on his head. "I'm a leech!" she stated proudly as the midget captain sighed.
Meanwhile, Zaraki was snoozing after an all-day brawl on the training field. "Zzzzz…Yachiru…Zzzzz…" He mumbled in his sleep. "Stop messin' with my hair…"
The end?