Ryan: ^_^ Hi everyone! I'm doing my first real humor fic ^_^
Duo: ^^ Good job bro!
Shadow: Yeah yeah. *grins* This should worth a laugh or two
Ryan: ^_^ Ok Let's begin...Oo oops I should explain what this is first. I RP with my friends (hopefully they're reading this. THEY BETTER BE! .) and before I RP, I tend to "test" my characters. This humor fic is roughly based off of some of those tests. So I hope ya enjoy! ^_^
Duo: *puts on shades* Oh! And we don't own ToF but if we did we'd make a sequel ASAP. ^_^
Shadow: Write already!
Ryan: ^_^ ok
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ToF Male Character Testing (remember only the guys are allowed to talk!)
Rue: ^_^ Hi my name is Polly!
Ruenis: XD No way! I'm Polly!
Ruecian: Oh shut up both of you!.......Everyone knows that *I'm* Polly!
Rue and Ruenis: XD NOOOOOOO
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Valen: ^_^ I'm so evil
Doll Master: Well I'm eviler than you!
Valen: Sorry but I'm the evilest!
Doll Master: . But I wanna be the evilest!
Atenacious: *floats over and hits both of them with his mustache and floats away* ^_^ I'm Polly
Rue, Ruenis, And Doll Master: XD
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Prima: Soon the world will be mine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Klaus: Time for your diaper change Prima
Prima: Stay away from me old man! I've got a box!
Klaus: ........
Prima: *shakes box threateningly at Klaus*
Klaus: ........... *picks Prima up and carries him away*
Prima: Noooooo XD
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Mint: I wanna say someth....!!??
Rue: *quickly covers Mint's mouth with his own, picks her up and runs off*
Duke: *wipes forehead* That was a close one
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Elena: Awwwwl That was so cuuuuute ^_^
Belle: We want our own character testing!
Mira: Women have rights too ya know!
Ruenis: *yells into radio* Commander Rue! The women are talking in our testing and we can't stop them!
Rue: *stops his planning on how to become Polly once and for all and replies into radio* I'll be there soon
Rue: *arrives* What's the situation?
Duke: They're in that house and we can't stop them from talking!
Rue: Damn!....I didn't want to do this but I have no choice.... *walks into house* Ladies! Ladies!....There's plenty of me to go around for everyone
Everyone: *facefault*
Women: We want our own character testing! Not you!
Rue: *sniffle* Not even you Mint?
Mint: Well.....Maybe *blush*
Rue: ^_^
Rue: Well there's not much I can do anyway. It's the author's desicion.
Mint: *whispers into Rue's ear* If you can persuade him.....
Rue: *eyes grow as big as saucers*
Rue: Oh I hate it when she does that
Left half of Rue's brain: No you love it! ^_^
Rue: XD ok ok I'll talk to him
Women: ^_^ YAY!
Rue: *calls up author on cell phone* Hey there.....yeah it's under control but.....yes.....yes I know....yeah well would you mind doing me a favor?....A big favor......I've got a code 96* here and......oh come on I promise I'll pay you back, just hear me out.......I need you to write a ToF Female character testing....what?....ok.....ok.....ok I'll tell them. Thanks man. I owe you one
Belle: Well what did he say?
Rue: Well......he said he can't do it
Women: WHAT!?
Rue: But he knows someone who can and he's gonna talk to that person to see if they'll do it Can I get my present now?
Mint: *kisses Rue*
Rue: ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ (I am the luckiest guy ever)
Elsewhere.......
Ruecian: *stands over the beaten form of Atenacious with a smug grin* Yes..... I am Polly MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Trap Master: *knocks him off and runs away*
Ruecian: Why you little! *chases after him* *trips on CD case* *picks up CD case and stares* How did this get here!? *stuffs Barbara Strisand CD into pouch* No one must ever know......*runs off cackling as he goes*
*Code 96 is where a friend needs you to do something for him with the
promise that you will be payed back in full
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Shadow and Duo: *blink blink* uhh....
Ryan: ^_^ Wasn't that funny?
Duo: Yeah it was very funny lil' bro ^^;;;
Shadow: Very....(Yeah right)
Ryan: XD I'm so happy!
Duo: ^^ Good job bro!
Shadow: Yeah yeah. *grins* This should worth a laugh or two
Ryan: ^_^ Ok Let's begin...Oo oops I should explain what this is first. I RP with my friends (hopefully they're reading this. THEY BETTER BE! .) and before I RP, I tend to "test" my characters. This humor fic is roughly based off of some of those tests. So I hope ya enjoy! ^_^
Duo: *puts on shades* Oh! And we don't own ToF but if we did we'd make a sequel ASAP. ^_^
Shadow: Write already!
Ryan: ^_^ ok
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ToF Male Character Testing (remember only the guys are allowed to talk!)
Rue: ^_^ Hi my name is Polly!
Ruenis: XD No way! I'm Polly!
Ruecian: Oh shut up both of you!.......Everyone knows that *I'm* Polly!
Rue and Ruenis: XD NOOOOOOO
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Valen: ^_^ I'm so evil
Doll Master: Well I'm eviler than you!
Valen: Sorry but I'm the evilest!
Doll Master: . But I wanna be the evilest!
Atenacious: *floats over and hits both of them with his mustache and floats away* ^_^ I'm Polly
Rue, Ruenis, And Doll Master: XD
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Prima: Soon the world will be mine! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Klaus: Time for your diaper change Prima
Prima: Stay away from me old man! I've got a box!
Klaus: ........
Prima: *shakes box threateningly at Klaus*
Klaus: ........... *picks Prima up and carries him away*
Prima: Noooooo XD
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Mint: I wanna say someth....!!??
Rue: *quickly covers Mint's mouth with his own, picks her up and runs off*
Duke: *wipes forehead* That was a close one
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Elena: Awwwwl That was so cuuuuute ^_^
Belle: We want our own character testing!
Mira: Women have rights too ya know!
Ruenis: *yells into radio* Commander Rue! The women are talking in our testing and we can't stop them!
Rue: *stops his planning on how to become Polly once and for all and replies into radio* I'll be there soon
Rue: *arrives* What's the situation?
Duke: They're in that house and we can't stop them from talking!
Rue: Damn!....I didn't want to do this but I have no choice.... *walks into house* Ladies! Ladies!....There's plenty of me to go around for everyone
Everyone: *facefault*
Women: We want our own character testing! Not you!
Rue: *sniffle* Not even you Mint?
Mint: Well.....Maybe *blush*
Rue: ^_^
Rue: Well there's not much I can do anyway. It's the author's desicion.
Mint: *whispers into Rue's ear* If you can persuade him.....
Rue: *eyes grow as big as saucers*
Rue: Oh I hate it when she does that
Left half of Rue's brain: No you love it! ^_^
Rue: XD ok ok I'll talk to him
Women: ^_^ YAY!
Rue: *calls up author on cell phone* Hey there.....yeah it's under control but.....yes.....yes I know....yeah well would you mind doing me a favor?....A big favor......I've got a code 96* here and......oh come on I promise I'll pay you back, just hear me out.......I need you to write a ToF Female character testing....what?....ok.....ok.....ok I'll tell them. Thanks man. I owe you one
Belle: Well what did he say?
Rue: Well......he said he can't do it
Women: WHAT!?
Rue: But he knows someone who can and he's gonna talk to that person to see if they'll do it Can I get my present now?
Mint: *kisses Rue*
Rue: ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ (I am the luckiest guy ever)
Elsewhere.......
Ruecian: *stands over the beaten form of Atenacious with a smug grin* Yes..... I am Polly MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Trap Master: *knocks him off and runs away*
Ruecian: Why you little! *chases after him* *trips on CD case* *picks up CD case and stares* How did this get here!? *stuffs Barbara Strisand CD into pouch* No one must ever know......*runs off cackling as he goes*
*Code 96 is where a friend needs you to do something for him with the
promise that you will be payed back in full
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Shadow and Duo: *blink blink* uhh....
Ryan: ^_^ Wasn't that funny?
Duo: Yeah it was very funny lil' bro ^^;;;
Shadow: Very....(Yeah right)
Ryan: XD I'm so happy!