The big bang theory Episode 00256985
After Howard's trip to space, the apartment of Leonard and Sheldon is not the same. Leonard has to console Bernadette since the twelve week away from her husband.
- Oh Leonard, I miss Howie so much. I don't know if I can live without him. Said Bernadette crying.
- Take it easy Bernadette in three weeks he is back home and you'll be together again. Now I have to go back to the lab.
At the same time Bernadette went to Penny's house and started to cry her eyes out to her friend which was also in a bad mood because Leonard had dumped her the other night. Then the two friends started to drink and eat marshmallows, when Amy came with the new.
- Hey girls, guess what?
- What is it, Amy? -Penny said while she drank a wine.
- I am pregnaaant! Yeah baby, I will have a baby!
Then, Bernadette started to cry again and Penny spat all the wine with marshmallows. Amy sat on the couch and began to tell what happen because Sheldon wasn't the father and he doesn't know about her pregnancy. After all the explanations and a 'girl night' celebration, Amy and Bernadette (in this time, already drunk) went to Sheldon's place to continue the party.
Before they passed there, Sheldon had a serious conversation with Leonard.
- I cannot believe that you broke up with Penny, Leonard. Your mortal intelligence makes me crazy! Now I have to re write our roommate agreement.
- Easy Sheldon, nothing will change for now. Penny and I broke up but we still friends. In fact, what Penny has to do with our roommate agreement, she doesn't live with us, and even if I wanted you will never leave us alone!
- Leonard, I am a physicist, my IQ is very high so you will never understand why do I have to write or rewrite our roommate agreement. Penny doesn't live here, but she spends all of her insignificant time here. So, as your friend and leader of our Star Trek roommate team I have to banish her of all the activities in this apartment.
During this conversation, the two drunk girls enter the apartment celebrating the great news forgotten Sheldon's presence, driving him crazy. On the other day Sheldon wake up early like he does every day and starts to prepare his meal. Then he heard a crying child coming from his bedroom. While he get close to his room and the babies cry is getting louder, he tries to think what could be happen there. When he open the door and see Amy breastfeeding his baby he start to scream.
- Oh no! Amy nooo! I am not a father, I will not raise this thing you call baby!
- Sheldon! Sheldon, what happen? Said Leonard freaking out. -You're having a nightmare, take it easy.
- Oh my dear Lord, I was dreaming that I had a baby with Amy but we never had fornication. These stupid things who have are you and Penny. You should be a daddy, not me!
- Come on Sheldon, you never had a curiosity about sex?
- No. Leonard...How many times I will have to repeat I'm a physicist! The only thing that drives me crazy is the analysis of the Black Hole, the brilliant mind of Einstein. Thus, this is not important to science. Now, drive me to the comics store, today is comics day.
- OK Sheldon. You are right, if you wanted to be a father, first you have to grown up