~ ^^ IT'S TIME FOR: FLAME DOES AN OUT-TAKE EPISODE! These are my out-takes for: 'Tak the hideous new girl.' I hope you enjoy them as much as me! Disclaimer: I ONW NONE OF THIS YOU NON-SEEING HUUUMMMANNS! 'Tis all Jhonen Vasquez' and Nickelodeon's. Enjoy!~~
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Sara: Looks like Zim has a girl friend!
**Sara takes a bite out of a weenie. Tak's hands shake as she looks angrily at Sara.**
Tak: It's not nice...
**Tak tries to tear the paper in half but fails**
Tak: ...DARN!! I can do this!! Honestly I can!!
Director: Cut!
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**Tak tries to tear the paper in half but fails again**
Tak: ARGH!!
Director: Try again!
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Tak: It's not nice.. **Takes out a hug laser and blasts the paper to bits** I DID IT!! I DID IT!!
Sara: **Stares**
Director: CUT!
Tak: What?
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Sara: Yes Tak! I'm sorry Zim!
**Sara take a bite out of a giant erase and chokes**
Sara: GAK!!
Dib: OH MY GOD SHE'S CHOKING!! **Rushes over to help**
Sara: **Stops chocking and whacks Dib in the face** STAY AWAY YOU WEIRDO!!
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Zim: My Tallest, please excuse my appearance-
Voice from monitor that GIR watches: COFFE BEANS!! ^ - ^!!
Zim: GIR!! That's NOT your line!!
Purple: **Falls out from behind the couch laughing**
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Tak: Maybe you really are an alien like Dib says. A horribly disguised, disgusting, horrible one.
Zim: Nonsense! Despite his huge head, the Dib monkey is quite stupid.
Dib: Uhhhh... err... line?
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Zim: De... Whu... You! You're Irken! What is this!?!
Tak: You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Zim: AM NOT!
Tak: T_T. Zim that's not your line.
Zim: It isn't? WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF FOOLERY IS THIS?
Director: IT'S THE SCRIPT!! DO IT!!
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Zim: **Folds his arms** I WILL NOT say that line. I'm NOT STUPID!!
Tak: 340467x450099= ?
Zim: What?
Tak: **Smirks** 153243856233. You Idiot.
Zim: NO FAIR!!
Director: **Sobs and pulls his hair out**
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Tak: No! Nooo!! Somebody help me! The door's stuck! I'll miss my test!
**Zim stands nearby holding his snack food. He takes a bite of it.**
Zim: Mmmmm, mmmmmm! Snack!
Tak: Help! Help!
**Zim walks away. Tak pounds on the door and it opens**
Tak: .. **Blinks** WOOT!! **Runs in**
Director: TAK!!!!!
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Deelishus Weenie employee: Deelishus Weenie!
Gaz: T_T
Deelishus Weenie employee: Uhhhh, what'll it be?
Gaz: Okay. I can't do this. **Whacks the Deelishus Weenie employee in the face** I HATE you. **Walks off to play GS2**
Deelishus Weenie employee: owie..
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** Dib scales the back of the Deelishus Weenie stand while eating a hot dog. He uses a device that attaches pegs to the wall. A wire goes through those pegs and is tied around Dib. He climbs higher.. but the wire un-ties letting him fall to the ground which is actually really close**
Dib: X_X. A little help here?
Zim: **Walks on, laughs and runs off**
Director:... **Twitches** Help me.
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Tak: The great thing about your people, Dib, is that most of them don't notice. All the see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest.
Dib: Wait.. what's my line?
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Deelishus Weenie Employee (offscreen): Deelishus Weenie!!
**Debris falls on the employee inside the stand as the covering of the stand opens, revealing an altered Irken symbol on the stand. On the inside of the stand, a disk starts spinning..**
Deelishus weenie employee: **Waits**
**Nothing happens**
Deelishus weenie employee: Uhhhh...
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** Cut to Dib on the roof of his house with his laptop and headphones, starring into space. Dib takes off his headphones and they let out a loud squeaking sound**
Dib: **Screams and runs around** AHHH STATIC!!
Director: **Runs out of the building screaming and foaming at the mouth**
All cast: Uhhhh..
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THE END!
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Sara: Looks like Zim has a girl friend!
**Sara takes a bite out of a weenie. Tak's hands shake as she looks angrily at Sara.**
Tak: It's not nice...
**Tak tries to tear the paper in half but fails**
Tak: ...DARN!! I can do this!! Honestly I can!!
Director: Cut!
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**Tak tries to tear the paper in half but fails again**
Tak: ARGH!!
Director: Try again!
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Tak: It's not nice.. **Takes out a hug laser and blasts the paper to bits** I DID IT!! I DID IT!!
Sara: **Stares**
Director: CUT!
Tak: What?
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Sara: Yes Tak! I'm sorry Zim!
**Sara take a bite out of a giant erase and chokes**
Sara: GAK!!
Dib: OH MY GOD SHE'S CHOKING!! **Rushes over to help**
Sara: **Stops chocking and whacks Dib in the face** STAY AWAY YOU WEIRDO!!
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Zim: My Tallest, please excuse my appearance-
Voice from monitor that GIR watches: COFFE BEANS!! ^ - ^!!
Zim: GIR!! That's NOT your line!!
Purple: **Falls out from behind the couch laughing**
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Tak: Maybe you really are an alien like Dib says. A horribly disguised, disgusting, horrible one.
Zim: Nonsense! Despite his huge head, the Dib monkey is quite stupid.
Dib: Uhhhh... err... line?
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Zim: De... Whu... You! You're Irken! What is this!?!
Tak: You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Zim: AM NOT!
Tak: T_T. Zim that's not your line.
Zim: It isn't? WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF FOOLERY IS THIS?
Director: IT'S THE SCRIPT!! DO IT!!
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Zim: **Folds his arms** I WILL NOT say that line. I'm NOT STUPID!!
Tak: 340467x450099= ?
Zim: What?
Tak: **Smirks** 153243856233. You Idiot.
Zim: NO FAIR!!
Director: **Sobs and pulls his hair out**
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Tak: No! Nooo!! Somebody help me! The door's stuck! I'll miss my test!
**Zim stands nearby holding his snack food. He takes a bite of it.**
Zim: Mmmmm, mmmmmm! Snack!
Tak: Help! Help!
**Zim walks away. Tak pounds on the door and it opens**
Tak: .. **Blinks** WOOT!! **Runs in**
Director: TAK!!!!!
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Deelishus Weenie employee: Deelishus Weenie!
Gaz: T_T
Deelishus Weenie employee: Uhhhh, what'll it be?
Gaz: Okay. I can't do this. **Whacks the Deelishus Weenie employee in the face** I HATE you. **Walks off to play GS2**
Deelishus Weenie employee: owie..
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** Dib scales the back of the Deelishus Weenie stand while eating a hot dog. He uses a device that attaches pegs to the wall. A wire goes through those pegs and is tied around Dib. He climbs higher.. but the wire un-ties letting him fall to the ground which is actually really close**
Dib: X_X. A little help here?
Zim: **Walks on, laughs and runs off**
Director:... **Twitches** Help me.
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Tak: The great thing about your people, Dib, is that most of them don't notice. All the see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest.
Dib: Wait.. what's my line?
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Deelishus Weenie Employee (offscreen): Deelishus Weenie!!
**Debris falls on the employee inside the stand as the covering of the stand opens, revealing an altered Irken symbol on the stand. On the inside of the stand, a disk starts spinning..**
Deelishus weenie employee: **Waits**
**Nothing happens**
Deelishus weenie employee: Uhhhh...
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** Cut to Dib on the roof of his house with his laptop and headphones, starring into space. Dib takes off his headphones and they let out a loud squeaking sound**
Dib: **Screams and runs around** AHHH STATIC!!
Director: **Runs out of the building screaming and foaming at the mouth**
All cast: Uhhhh..
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THE END!