I am writing this just cause I'm bored. And listening to the Toxic Airborn Event I got the title. Where I got the idea to make Sakura a stripper don't ask! I love Sakura! Believe me! D And Sai, I could come up with a last name or didn't even remember if he had one! Too many new filler characters in Shippuden. Except Suigetsu. That boy is smoking! I shall write an oneshot on him soon! With...Hinata? Ha! I can see it now! ^ - ^ Is crazy! For Suigetsu. Well enjoy and tell me what you think of this? Should I finish?

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Sakura Haruno was older now. Being 17 and a medical ninja wasn't easy! And looking half ass descent.

She tangled her soft but short pink hair into two pigtails. Even though it wasn't easy to get it through the hair tie. Than again, the bathroom of Dirty Poles, wasn't the best place for hair.

Sakura Haruno was 17. And a Medical Ninja. But she had a side job. Working as a stripper.

It wasn't like it was planned. Her red genie suit wasn't comfortable at all. In fact, it didn't even come close to complimenting her eyes.

Tsunade insisted that to become better she would need to go to Konoha Medical School would help her improve. Maybe become better than Tsunade herself. So when all else fails.

The best way for money was to work what didn't cost anything. Sakura's eyeliner smeared in the musty heat and under her tears. She let herself sink to a level lower than anyone.

Fitting her bikini bottom and star veil over her face she walked out the backdoor to enter her "box".

Every worker of Dirty Poles had a small room with red walls. One wall was see through but not to the worker. More like a two way mirror, for the person sitting on the couch outside it. The "Boxes" had either many sex toys in it, poles, or a chair for lap dances.

She climbed the steps to her box clumsy almost falling backwards. Her boss, Hidan insisted in wearing stuff to please her viewers. Not herself.

Goddamn Perverted Hidan.

She opened the door and took her place against the pole. Like every night she had a 2 hour shift until another viewer paid more to see her than a current.

Sakura Haruno is 17 and a Medical Ninja. Paying her way into school by being a stripper.

Sakura grinded against the pole wondering what her view was like tonight. As always it was no one she knew. The part of town Dirty Poles was in was the place no one went. Except her.

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Wtf!? Naruto Uzumaki and his crew of friends, Neji Hyyuga, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sai crowded up the steps of a strip club.

Sai was the one who dared Naruto to come to the place called, Dirty Poles.

WTF!? What the fuck kind of name is Dirty Fucking Poles? I don't want to see women fuck against Dirty poles! Naruto thought with anger for even being dared with this gay of a dare and actually following through with it.

Neji and Sasuke seemed to be aroused going down the reddish halls and coming to a cashier.

God! They act like it's a restaurant to dine into.

"Yes there are 4 of us and we wish to see separate women." Neji said coolly as if he did this all the time when he wasn't hanging out with Naruto.

"Do you men prefer types of women?" The cashier who looked like a stripper herself asked sweetly.

Naruto flinched. "I'm leaving!" Naruto grumbled as he stormed down the hall, not knowing if it was the one he came down in the first place.

"Naruto! Naruto!" Sai called after him. "Chicken bastard!"

Naruto didn't care. He loosened his tie and let his blue tux fonder loosely. He hated the fact any woman would stoop so low to even let scumbags see their bodies.

Ex…

Read the door to the right when Naruto finally got down the hall.

Exit! The I and T must have gotten scratched out or something. Naruto didn't know how wild they were in the halls.

He twisted the knob and expected to feel the cool breeze of the wind as he opened the door.

But Naruto didn't. He felt the hazy must of heat and the smell of sweat and metal.

He expected to see the steps leading down to the dead leaves caking over the sidewalk and then down the right lane there was the only working lamp post against the dark night.

But Naruto didn't.

He saw the girl he'd loved most of his life wrapped in smutty costume where and tangled around a brass pole in an empty red room.

Her hair was messy and greasy and under the fan in the room he could make out what he remembered to be her sobs. Just distant this time.

"Sakura..?" His wide eyes staring at the woman in her figure but he thought no possible way it could be her.

She turned around and her emerald eyes met his baby blues.

"Naruto..?" Her tears belted out from the emerald diamonds and she ran at him.

Naruto stepped back cause he thought she was going to slam the door in his face. He would stand there with eyes looking down in disappointment and confusion. Then walk till he found the exit to erase that scene.

But she didn't. Sakura ran at Naruto and threw herself on him, burring her head against his chest, making him fall back into the hallway not expecting her to do such.

Maybe this wasn't the Sakura he knew.

Her sobs smeared her makeup on his white shirt under his blue tux jacket. Sakura's fingernails, painted a red that was chipping away, clinged to his shoulders as tight as she could.

Her knees were tangled between his legs, closer to his groin than ever before. And her hair smelled musty when she looked up putting her head under his nose.

Naruto looked at her and didn't know what to do. It wasn't like her to do this kind of thing. Ever. She was always crude to this type of thing.

Sex and Strippers. And..

Naruto didn't know what to think. "Sakura.."

In a quick moment, or just reflexes he, hugged her against him. This was the closest they ever were. And maybe it would be for the last time.

Sakura was also surprised. Her teammate and friend she leaned on when ever there was pain. Brought her more tears.

She wasn't crying about Naruto. She was crying cause she knew what kind of of people watched her. The two way mirror broke.

And on the other side was her childhood teacher.

Kakashi Hatake.

Naruto made it come back clearer of her distant memories of Team 7.

She couldn't do this anymore. Being a stripper. It was too hard.

Her makeup smeared against Naruto's shirt more. And hair was tangled under his hands as he held her. "Why are you here Sakura..?"

That's all Naruto could think of to say.

From the far shadows, his dark pinstripe suit hiding him well. He scoffed.

I wondered the same thing, Ms. Haruno.

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So I know confusing on the last part! It's hard to explain their positions! And how I put Kakashi in there..Well I wanted someone that would make her cry! Who was I going to say? Sasuke?! Ew! That would turn her on! and besides today I am anti SasuSaku! Runs from haters! ): Don't hate me! It's just for today! Ahhh!!!

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