A/N: I was bored and decided to just make something a little funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the intro song to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became a famous wizard of Britain
In Godric's Hollow I was born and raised
In a crib is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all oblivious I was goin' to wizarding school.
When a some dark guy who was up to no good,
Started killin' people in my neighborhood.
I survived one little fight and while my mom was clinging,
Said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Little Whinging."
I heard a motorcycle, and when it came near,
I said "fuck" because it was gigantic.
If anything I could say that this shit was live,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homey to Privet Drive."
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to Hagrid "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
Then I got married to Ginny and had three children named Lily, James, and Albus Severus on pages 753-759.
A/N: Please review and tell me what you think and this is only going to be a one-shot so if anyone wants to continue it themselves please leave a review or PM directly me about it. I also have two forums called Harry Potter Crossover Challenges and iCarly Crossover Challenges set up for the challenges I make so if you could please stop by those and take a look to see if one of the challenges interests you.