In the mansion; Bugs was drawing chalk on a dead cow.
"So I start at the left shoulder, then work my way to the belly, and finally to the ass, hopefully I'll get some steaks out of it." said Bugs.
He went to the counter drawers and opened one up and went through it before pulling out a battle axe.
He became shocked.
"What the?" said Bugs.
He put the axe away and pulled out a double barrel shot gun.
"Sheesh." said Bugs.
He put the gun away and pulled out a chainsaw that was already on.
"WHAT ALL DOES SPONGEBOB KEEP IN THESE DRAWERS!?" yelled Bugs.
Spongebob came by and was mad.
"WHATS WITH THE SHOUTING!" He shouted.
Bugs turned to Spongebob.
"YOU'VE GOT TONS OF LEATHAL WEAPONS IN THE KITCHEN!" yelled Bugs.
"WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT ABOUT IT!" yelled Spongebob.
"SO ARE YOU!" yelled Bugs.
"I'M SORRY!" yelled Spongebob.
"SO AM I!" yelled Bugs.
Salem entered the kitchen.
"I LOVE SHOUTING!" Salam yelled.
The three started breathing.
"Deep breathes." Spongebob said in a deep voice.
He then sighed.
"That's better." said Spongebob.
Bugs sighed.
"Same here, I'm just trying to find a way to cut up this cattle." said Bugs.
Spongebob looked at the dead cow.
"I've got just the thing." said Spongebob.
He reached into a drawer and pulled out a bazooka before turning it on.
Bugs became shocked.
"You've got to be kidding me." said Bugs.
Salam nodded.
"Even I agree with you Bugs. And I saw a bat that's afraid of the dark." said Salam.
Cutaway Gag
At a tree; a bat was cowering in fear from nighttime.
Salem was watching this in confusion.
"Is that bat afraid of the dark?" He asked.
End Cutaway Gag
"The bat was." said Salem.
Outside the mansion; Red, Chuck, and Bomb were carrying bags of groceries when an explosion happened from inside the kitchen.
The three became shocked.
"What the heck was that?" said Bomb.
Red looked at Bomb.
"I have no idea but it sounded like a bomb." said Red.
Bomb turned to Red.
"What?" said Bomb.
Red groaned.
"A bomb." said Red.
"What?" said Bomb.
Chuck was confused.
"A bomb?" He asked.
Bomb groaned.
"Will someone just tell me what the hell they want from me?" said Bomb.
Red and Chuck turned to Bomb.
"Nothing." They said.
Just then another explosion was heard and the Birds are shocked.
"I'm pretty sure Spongebob's cooking." said Chuck.
The other birds became confused.
"What makes you say that?" said Bomb.
Chuck ran into the house and grabbed a plate before a T-bone steak landed on it.
"Does that answer your question?" asked the yellow Roadrunner.
Bomb nodded.
"We should probably leave for a while longer. Who knows what kind of destruction could happen in there." said Red.
"More then what I could make." said Bomb.
"Or Milo Murphy appearing." said Chuck.
"Quick question, why do we have to put up with hanging out with the decendent of Frank A Murphy whenever it happens?" said Red.
"Because the Warner brothers and sister enjoy his company." said Bomb.
Red did some thinking.
"Fair enough." said Red.
Chuck nodded.
"Agreed." said Chuck.
Later; the three were at a Mr. Smoothie's drinking smoothies.
"So much food in such a huge place." said Red.
Chuck drank a smoothie very fast and grabbed his head.
"Brainfreeze, brainfreeze." Chuck said quickly before letting go of his head, "Okay I'm good."
Red is shocked and smiled at his best friend.
"Chuck that is crazy." said Red.
Chuck chuckled.
"I know but man these are good." said Chuck.
Bomb was chucking a very huge smoothie very fast.
The birds noticed it.
"I don't think it's a good idea to drink a huge smoothie that fast." said Red.
Bomb became confused.
"Why not?" said Bomb.
He then got a brainfreeze before creating a nuclear explosion which was seen from miles away.
Milo Murphy who was on a bench saw it.
"Eh, I've created more destruction." said Milo.
"You said it little bro." said Milo's sister Sara who walked by.
The explosion cleared off and the birds were covered in smoke.
They each groaned.
"That's why." said Red.
Red then fainted.
Chuck and Bomb became shocked.
Chuck turned to Bomb.
"Vegan pizza's?" said Chuck.
Bomb punched Chuck mad.
"Oh zip it." he said