Hello and welcome to Random Stores from the Magdalene Order version 1.2! I thank ninalinda234's help for helping me replace chapters (somehow I didn't know how to do it) and now you are reading the fixed 1.2 version of this story because most of the typing errors I have fixed and have edited some parts out.

Chapters 1, 4-9 have been edited as of January 28, 2006. If there is a typo or any BIG mistake, please tell me! I may sound weird but I'd like my stories at least 90 percent typo-free.

Disclaimer: No I do not own Chrno Crusade. If I did, then...who knows?

Now enjoy! Please?

Introduction

This fanfiction contains (insert number of chapters that will be published soon) about the whoooooooooooole Chrno Crusade cast at the Magdalene Order when its a school. So please...dont be confused when I call the Order a school and when the sinners and other invade it.

Before you read on there is something you should know before you get confused to hell:

The Magdalene Order was accidentally built in stories

...It was suppose to be ONLY one story high, with thirty classrooms all in a row or in some weird order. But instead it is thirty stories high with a single classroom in each story. The mean people...er...builders who built it said they were very, very sorry.

The Chrno Crusade cast at the Magdalene Order, including the sinners and such really love having a freakishly tall school that will eventually fall and kill them one day. They get to have an extra-large playground.Whoo.

The Chrno Crusade cast that you will eventually read about all go to class on the very top floor, which is the 30th story (there is no attic).

From what you will about to read, these stories you will read, they will be strange and extremelly, extremely silly. That is true. But then again, if I told the Chrno Crusade cast about you people reading this right now, they will think you are the ones that are strange and extremelly silly. That is probably true too, since everybody has a silly side.

And if you didn't read the summary, the author got this weird idea from a series called 'Wayside School'. If you haven't read it go check it out. Its an awesome book : )

now that the intro is done here's the first chapter. and yes... the intro and the first chapter are suppose to be together.

Aion

Aion had pointy ears, long white hair, and tanned skin which made him look like a old hispanican(a/n: sorry to offend the hispanicans and the the elderly! just a random though) He was the meanest teacher ever in the Magdalene Order. He taugh on the thirtieth story.

"If you people are bad, answer a problem wrong, or fool around," he warned, I'll whack you with my magical stick and turn you into cookies!" Aion didn't like stupid people, but he loved cookies.

Joshua couldn't add. He knew how to subtract, multiply, divide, and do algebra but he couldn't even count. But he knew if he answered even the simplest problems wrong he would be turned into a cookie. So he copied from Azmaria. He really didn't like to cheat but he didn't want to be turned into a cookie. Then again, Aion never taugh him how to add.

One day, Aion caugh Joshua copying off Azmaria's paper. He whacked his magical stick on Joshua's head and turned him into a cookie. The he whacked Azmaria on the head and turned her into a cookie for letting him cheat on purpose.

"Hey that isn't fair," said Rosette. "Azmaria was only trying to be nice and helpful"

Aion whacked her with the stick and turned Rosette into a cookie. "Now...does anyone have a opinion?" he questioned.

Everyone was dead silent.

Aion laughed a stupid laugh and placed or dropped the three cookies on his desk.

Genai started to wimper. He couldn't help it. He didn't want to be a delicious cookie.

"I don't allow stupid assholes crying in my classroom," said Aion. He whacked his stick and Genai was a cookie too. "Now does anyone have STILL object?"

Dead silence.

For the rest of the day, everyone was silent and scared. When they got home they were too scared to do anything. But Joshua, Azmaria, Rosette, and Genai weren't able to go home. Aion just let the lie on his desk. They were able to talk but they didn't have a lot to talk about. Everyone was worried about them.

They next day Satella was late for school. As soon as the arrived in the classroom, she was turned into a cookie. Fiore sneezed during math. She was also turned me into a cookie. Chrno said, "God bless you." when Fiore sneezed. Aion whacked him on the head with the stick thing. Chrno turned into a cookie. Shader tried to run away. She was half way to the door when Aion grabbed the stick. When she touched the door Aion looked as if he was an evil caveman with a stick headed for Shader. By the time Shader opened the door and had a foot outside, Aion whacked her. Shader became a cookie. Aion picked up the cookie and dropped it on this desk, which made the cookie Shader say something like "Ow! Watch where you land me, bastard!" but he was much too busy to hear her. The three nuns, Claire, Anna, and Mary laughed. Aion bopped then on the head and they became cookies. Now he had 12(a/n: i dont know..i lost count)cookies - Joshua, Azmaria, Fiore, Satella, Rosette, Chrno, Genai, Claire, Anna, Mary and Shader.

Remington the gym teacher/janitor/electrician/plumber guy, walked into the classroom. He had missed everyone at lunch and recess. He had heard that Aion was a really mean teacher. So he came up to see for himself. He saw the 12 cookies on Aion's desk. "I must be wrong," he though,. "He must be a good teacher to give the class cookies." He left and walked back down to the grass/playground.

The next day more cookies were pilled on the desk. Remington the gym teacher/janitor/electrician/plumber guy came back up. He saw all those cookies on Aion's desk. There were only less than 4 people left in the class. "He must be the best teacher in the world," he though.

By the end of the day, everyone except Aion had turned into delicious cookies. Aion was delighted to see this. "Fabulous!" he said, "Now I don't have to walk up thirty stairs or teach stupid people ever again!"

Suddenly cookie Joshua jumped off the desk and bopped Aion on the head. The rest of the cookies followed and/or watched. Aion fell to the floor. The cookies rolled all over him like crazy. "Stop!" he commanded. "Or I'll all make you into cookie dough!" But the cookies didn't stop and Aion could do nothing to stop it.

"Turn us back into humans/demons!" they demanded

"Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...oh wait...ah...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!" Aion said.

So Aion just gave up and got beer and he poured it all over the cookies. Soon all the cookies became normal.

"Alright!" said Azmaria. "Let's get Remington! He'll know what to do!"

"No!" screamed Aion. "Or I'll turn you back into cookies!" He grabbed his magic stick but Genai help up a broken car mirror and Aion turned into a cookie.

No one knew what to do. They didn't have a teacher. Even though Aion was mean, they didn't think it would be right to leave him here like this. Otherwise someone might really mistake him for a real cookie and eat him. But no one wanted to touch the magic stick. They were afraid that if they did they might accidentaly hit someone else and turn him into a cookie. Plus, they weren't old enough to get beer.

Remington the gym teacher/janitor/electrician/plumber guy walked in. "Where's Aion?" he asked.

No one spoke a word. Everyone just either stared at Remington or the cookie which was Aion.

"Boy I"m realy hungry, " said Remington. "Maybe Aion won't mind if he let me take a bite in this cookie. He probably has a lot anyways."

He picked up the cookie, which was really Aion, dusted it off, and ate it.

Gasp.

THE END

Tee hee hee...sorry if this edited version isn't what you liked but any suggestions please include in your review...which reminds me...read and review please!