Star Wars Rules
Author Note: I have only written a tiny little part of
this. My father wrote this. You'll like it!
Disclamier: I don't own anything! Star Wars is George
Lucas'
Star Wars Rules
Girl in movie drools
I am Luke and Han combined
Even more then each one
refined
I am the Jedi of Jedis
I also have some bad eyes
I want to be like Luke
But his hair looks like a
fluke!
I am Yoda doing Yoga
I go to Starbucks to have
cafe mocha
I am the fool who thinks
he is wise
Who laughs at tragedy and
while joking cries!
Princess Leia had
doughnuts in her hair,
And she wouldn't share.
I want my doughnuts now,
Otherwise I am going to
call Leia a cow.
Darth Vader has a problem
breathing,
Also with teething.
He thinks he is mean,
And that he can flirt with
the queen.
Obi-Wan has special saber,
He is too old to get
insurance from Gabor.
He thinks he is never
going to die,
But he doesn't know his
tunic has an open fly.
Chewbacca gets no medals
for being brave,
Nobody cries over his
grave.
His son will become the
next Phantom of Menace,
Then he will take his
bride to Venice.
Jar Jar Binks really gets
on my nerves,
That is why he dates women
without curves.
He become a general which
was a big mistake,
He should have been thrown
in the Gungan Lake.
