A/N This is not connected to my other works. Pairing are Reno/Yazoo . It will be rated M for certain chapters and will have some laughs along the way.

Disclaimer : I own nothing

Office politics

That's what Yazoo's life had been reduced to. Two years ago he had been given a second chance at life . He was sent back from the lifestream to " Make amends for the wrong he had done".

The first year back was hard. He was living on the streets , fighting off anyone who recognized him , and doing things , he hated himself for , just to make money for food and shelter , so he could survive .

Then HE found him . The last person Yazoo thought he would be grateful to see , let alone want to be seen with. Yazoo thought back on the fateful night when they were " Re-united"

Yazoo had been taking shelter from the rain under a balcony in a dark alley way.

" Well well well , aren't you a pretty little thing!" came a deep voice from beside him.

Suddenly Yazoo was pinned to a wall by a two men , both larger than himself.

" We are gonna have ourselves some fun here ." one of them said .

Yazoo fought as hard as he could , but being without Jenova's influence , he was only as strong as an average man his size . He didn't have a chance against these 2.

He was skilled in marshal arts , but they had gotten the upperhand somehow . Yazoo found himself on the ground with the wind knocked out of him .

One of the men was hovering over him .

" Now you little bitch , you are gonna regret fighting us . We were gonna take it easy on you , but not now. "

Yazoo was kicked hard enough in the face to render him almost unconscious . He was extremely dizzy and couldn't stop what happened next.

The man took out a knife and cut Yazoo's shirt from his body , while the other man undid Yazoo's jeans and hauled them off.

The first man lined himself up with Yazoo's enterance and rammed himself in. Yazoo screamed at the intrusion and the pain it had cost. His rapist just laughed at him as he violated Yazoo's body. He grunted as he released his seed inside the youth and stood up so his friend could take his turn . The second man lined himself up and was no more gentle than the first. Relishing in the tightness of the beautiful youth they had taken.

When they were finished Yazoo was left in a broken bloody mess in the alleyway.

His body was ravaged , his mind shattered.

That's where he was found by the person who saved him in more ways than one.

Reno had been cutting through the ally on his way home .

" Damn stupid car! Never works like it's suppossed to . " Reno said cutting through the allyway to make his long walk home ten minutes shorter. " I can fix a helicopter , but can't keep my car running . What was I thinking buying that piece of crap!"

He was about half way through the ally when he saw a figure lying on the ground , naked and bleeding.

He ran over to what appeared to be a young woman but was startled to find a familiar silver haired male when he turned the body over.

" Oh crap! It's that friggin' physco remnant! I thought he was dead! " Reno thought to himself standing up once more . " Fuck you , stay there and die !" he thought as he turned and started to walk away , leaving the remnant to his fate.

He got to the end of the ally before he stopped and looked back.

" Damn it! I can't leave a kid out here to die, even if he is a phychpathic killer!". Reno turned around and headed back into the ally , finding The remnant and examining his body more closely. He was a bloody mess.

It was then Reno realized what had happened to the youth. He had been viciously attacked and possibly raped.

" What have I gotten myself into ?'' Reno said , hauling out his cell phone and dialing a familiar number. " Yea Tseng , I have found something in an allyway on my way home ."

" What is it ?" Tseng asked sitting up in bed.

" The long haired Remnant is back, and looks like he is hurt pretty bad . I think he has been ummm , well looks like he has been ...you know ?"

" No Reno I don't know "Tseng said , getting up and dressed . " I will send an ambulance to your location . Turn on your tracker ok. See you in a few minutes".

After Tseng hung up the phone Reno removed his jacket and covered the remnant's naked body. " How did this happen to you ? You were so powerful when we fought before."

Within moments Reno heard the sounds of an ambulance in the distance and Tseng had driven up to the allyway.

As he approached Reno and looked down at the unfortunate youth lying in a heap on the allyway floor , he realized what had happened to him.

" Well looks like someone got vengence on him " Tseng said shaking his head" but nobody diserves this" .

The paramedics soon arrived and began treating the remnant. They got him aboard the ambulance and were ordered to take him to the Shinra Medical Facility.

" I am gonna ride with him Tseng " Reno said climbing into the front seat of the ambulance.

" I was going to order you to anyway " Tseng said , turning back towards his car." Rufus has been notified , he is meeting us there."

Yazoo awoke to a world of pain and terror. He was in a hospital and surrounded by turks.

" I see you finally awoke Dollface ! Welcome back to the world of the living . "

Yazoo looked at the redhaired turk whom he had faught in Midgar " What are you going to do with me?! "

" Well that depends on you , and what your intentions are" Rufus spoke up from the doorway of Yazoo's hospital room

" I was sent back , to have a second chance . I don't want any trouble . I just want to live my life " Yazoo said miserably.

" Do you remember what happened to you ?" Rufus asked approaching the bed Yazoo was currently lying in.

Yazoo thought for a moment . " I remember an ally way , and two very big men . I remember one of them hitting me and standing over me . The rest is a blur of pain"

"What is your name kid?" came a deep voice from Yazoo's left side .

He turned his head to se the big bald headed turk , stood close to him .

As he looked at him he saw flashes of what the two men in the allyway had done to him , he began to panic and back away from the big turk . He fell from the bed in a heap on the floor , screaming and trying to hide from what he percieved as one of the men who had raped him .

" Woah! Woah! Woah! Relax kid. This is not one of the men who attacked you!" Reno said hauling the terrified youth up off the floor.

Yazoo buried his head in Reno's chest and began to cry, wishing he wasn't so alone .

That was the start of their, what Yazoo loosely referred to as , friendship. Rufus and the others soon realized that Yazoo was not the same phychotic person he was while under Jenova's influence , and pretty soon he was working along side them, though rarely in the field.

" I am a glorified secretary" Yazoo mumbled to himself , bringing himself out of the memory and back to present day. He slammed the file cabinate drawer closed and sat at his desk.

" Goddess I hate my life !" he said rolling his eyes and laying his head on his desk.

" I NEED SOME ACTION!" He shouted out to himself , a little louder than he wanted to.

" Here is something for you to do Dollface !" Reno said , sauntering into Yazoo's office and laying a bunch of file folders on his desk

" What is this ?"Yazoo asked in distain

"What's it look like Dollface ?

" Will you please stop calling me that Reno?" Yazoo asked pulling a file from the top of the file and examining it .

He switched on his computer and began entering the data from the files .

Reno perched himself on the corner of Yazoo's desk .

" Is there something else I can help you with Reno?" Yazoo asked never taking his eyes from the screen.

" Yea, how about a date?" Reno asked watching Yazoo's fingers fly over the keyboard .

" No"

" Aww come on Dollface , you're the hottest secretary here , and I already went out with all the other girls in your typing pool. You are the cutest of them anyway."

Yazoo's hands had stopped moving at the word secretary. He had stood at the words "other girls"

Reno didn't see it coming.

There was a loud crash followed by the sound of broken glass from the end of the corridor . Tseng ran from his office to see Reno in a heap on the floor across from the broken window in Yazoo's office , that Yazoo had thrown Reno through.

The angry young man was stood over Reno pointing a finger in his face" I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM NOT ONE OF THE NOTCHES IN YOU BEDPOST, NOR WILL I EVER BE ! YOU WANT TO ASK ME OUT YOU LEARN TO DO IT PROPERLY!"

Yazoo turned to face Tseng , "sorry boss , I need a new window ". He turned on his heel and walked back into his office , leaving a very confused Tseng standing and wondering what had just taken place.

Reno slowly picked himself up off the floor .

" What did you do Reno?"

" I asked him out ,but I may have accidently insulted him"

" How?"

" I told him he was the hottest secretary here and he was cutest girl in his typing pool

Tseng just shook his head " Oh Reno"