Magnus Bane had been called a lot of things in his 800 years of life. Sparkles. Catnus. Freak.

And while all of these nicknames were just fine, it would never top the day when Alexander Lightwood called him Maggie Bean.

Magnus remembered the day like it was just yesterday, well, maybe because it was yesterday, but that was besides the point. He and Alec were "watching" TV which for them was basically Alec trying to steal the remote and switch the channel to anything but Top Model. Then Alec reached to grab the remote, which was convniently lying on Magnus's crotch and one thing led to another... And then they were making out on the couch.

"Ma-Magnus," Alec gasped, "don't you think this would be more comfortable in the-oh! okay, easy there, I don't want to have to explain a hickey to my parents." he managed between gasps.

"You think I care if your comfortable? You're making me miss the episode of Top Model I've been waiting for all week." he growled, and nibbled just a little to hard on Alec's collarbone.

"Hey, it's not m-my fault I'm so s-s-sexy," Alec tried to keep his voice even as Magnus's skillfull mouth worked its way across the expanse of his chest.

"Really, though I-I think this w-would be better in the bedroom." Alec said, trying to gently push his lover off of him.

"Why? Give me one good reason we shouldn't do it on the couch." Magnus said and abruptly stopping kissing Alec.

"For one thing there's more room- AH!" Alec emitted a grunt of pain as Magnus roughly shoved him onto the floor.

"There," Magnus said with a grin, "All the room in the world."

Alec couldn't stop himself from smiling and pulled Magnus down to the floor. A couple screams and rug burns later they were resting on the floor with a blanket they'd pulled off the couch cuddling. Alec had fallen asleep and Magnus was just watching the rise and fall of his chest, when suddenly he heard Alec mutter something inaudible. Magnus's eyebrows scrunched in confusion. Alec muttered again. This time, Magnus heard it, and widened his eyes in disbelief. For those sacred words Alec Lightwood were whispering were;

"I love you Maggie Bean."

"I love you too, Alec-pie."

Okay, I know Alec's nickname is lame. I was only able to come up with Maggie Bean because I have a friend named Maggie and her mom calls her that. Hey, the name Maggie reminded me of something, does anyone else remember a show about some flies that lived in a milk carton? And the main fly's name was Maggie? Review if you do, review if you don't, JUST REVIEW! Favoriters who don't review irk me .

-Jaz