Note - Recognize anyone? Yeah, I don't own them. BtVS/WWE crossover. AU. Real life, story line, and BtVS episodes will generally be ignored because I can and choose to. Based on MTV's Diary. Italics are Cordelia Chase's POV while bolds are from the POV of Randy Orton. Words in both italic and bold like this is from both perspectives. Pairing: Cordelia/Randy (because my muses are set on them at the moment!)
They had been placed in separate rooms. Both seated on stools.
Her leg is crossed over the other. His arms are crossed over his chest.
Both looking comfortable.
He clears his throat. She picks at an imaginary piece of lint on her pants.
"Little known fact: on Graduation, my high school blew up."
He smirks at the camera. She smiles at the memory.
She laughs at their words of disbelief. He chuckles with a shake of his head.
"I'm serious!"
"No lie. Google it, if you're skeptical."
"Sunnydale, graduating class of 1998."
"I even have the charred up diploma to prove it!"
"My cap and gown is probably somewhere in my house."
Cuts to Cordelia standing in her home. Near the fireplace, a picture frame in her hands. She holds it up to the camera. "See this?" She waves it a bit. "This is my actual high school diploma. Or what's left of it anyway."
Cuts to Randy going through a cardboard box labeled 'Sunnydale'. He picks up a couple of items from the box and it's his cap and gown. He holds them in his hands. "My cap and gown. I was obviously smaller back then." He tosses it back in the box.
Scene returns, at first to Cordelia. A lightly mocking smile on her lips.
"You think you know, but you have no idea..."
And then to Randy. His eyes intense as he stares into the camera.
"You think you know, but you have no idea..."
"This is the diary of-"
"-Cordelia Chase."
"-Randy Orton."
Scene fades to black...