Author's Note: Greetings Ed, Edd, n Eddy fans! I watched Ed, Edd, n Eddy on Cartoon Network when I was little. I definitely remember the Kanker Sisters. So I came up with an idea of writing a poem about Lee, Marie, and May Kanker. I hope you enjoy this; it's my first Ed, Edd, n Eddy fan fiction. Please be nice.
All rights go to Danny Antonucci and Cartoon Network. I own nothing.
"It's the Eds!"
Whoa oh, here they come
Whoa oh, here they come
Lee, Marie, and May Kanker.
Ready to pin and tackle
Their "boyfriends" to the ground
Applying lipsticks to their
Lip smackers
Puckering up
Ready to kiss the boys
They'll do anything to declare
Their love for the Eds.
Lee's love is Eddy.
Marie's love is Double Dee.
May's love is Ed.
They each have pet names
For their lovers
"Little man" for Eddy.
"Oven mitt" for Double Dee.
"Big Ed" for Ed.
Talk about Cantankerous!
Bossy, demanding Kankers
Always bullying and terrorizing
The Eds
As well as the cul-de-sac kids
Rolf, Nazz, Kevin, Johnny (along with Plank), Sarah and Jimmy
Every time the Eds encounter the
Kanker Sisters
They run and scream in terror
"Kankers!"
Grinning maliciously,
The sisters unleash
Their attack
Kissing them in the process
There's no escape
Will the Kankers ever
Leave them alone?
Maybe yes, maybe no
If they weren't so aggressive
They could have (possibly) been
The Eds' girlfriends.
The End!
A/N: I hope you didn't think it was lame. Review please!