(A/N Okay, confession time, I have not read the twilight series, but I have watched all the movies quite a few times. Anyway, though I am not a fan of the twilight series I did read some fan fiction about it, mostly Wife Swap ones, I love Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus and find Wife Swap fics incredibly entertaining. It does get a bit repetitive, than I came across a crossover where Annabeth and Esme swap but there wasn't any Sally ones. Since the idea of mean, strict, and ugly mom being swapped with Esme is really old I want to do a swap with Sally and Esme because Sally is awesome af. Anyways so I decided, why the hell not write one myself!?)

Disclaimer- I do not own PJO nor HoO and I am also not Stephanie Meyer so I do not own Twilight

Chapter One

Sally stared at the letter. Wife Swap.

"Perseus Jackson! You come down this instant." Sally yelled strictly, only raising her voice just a little. She wasn't one to raise her voice. Percy came down stairs, along with Annabeth, a nervous smile on his face. Sally sighed, she could never stay mad at Percy, especially after the war with Gaea. The thought of her baby in Tartarus broke her heart. Paul came down, a few minutes after Percy, curious to see what made Sally upset, it was rare for her to be so.

Sally looked at Percy, a expectant look on her face, she held up the letter,"Wife Swap. You better have a good reason." Annabeth looked at Percy, eyebrows raised.

"It's just– you see, ugh, I mean–"

"Is it because I'm a horrible mother?" Sally whispered, her voice cracking a little. Percy freaked, he walked over to his mom.

"No–no, of course not! That's ridiculous, you're a great mom, it's– it's because I'm a terrible son." Percy stuttered out, guiltily. Sally wrapped her arms around Percy's neck.

"You're great son! How could you ever think that!"

"How could you ever think that you're a terrible mom!?" Percy sighed, "I'm the one always stressing you and Paul out, constantly putting you guys in danger. I just thought that it would be a nice break for you, you know? Be apart of a normal family." Annabeth smiled at him.

"Seaweed Brain." She muttered to herself sadly. They would never have a chance to be normal, there very existence wasn't normal. Sally let go of Percy.

"You're sweet." She sniffed, "Well, I guess there isn't anyway to get out of this." Percy smiled, he loved his mom.

"Just so you know, Paul helped too, he made the video." Sally raised an eyebrow at Paul, he smiled sheepishly in return. Annabeth walked up to Sally, she was going to stay at their house for the whole year at Goode and than they would be gods. (A/N I made it so the gods made all the seven immortal after their senior year, now Leo can live forever with Calypso!) Sally was so proud but so sad at the same time.

"I'll help you pack Mrs. Jackson– I mean Blofis– er, Sally." Sally had told Annabeth to call her Sally, but Annabeth still wasn't used to it.

"Thank you."

Emmett and Alice was up to something.

Edward was sure of it. Why, for one Alice was reciting the entire Christmas Carol in her mind. Backwards. In Japanese. Emmett was playing songs that was part of the public domain in his head. The rest of that family had gone hunting, though they should be coming home soon.

'Can't wait to open the mail!– oops, I mean– Baa Baa Black sheep, have you any wool' Emmett slipped up. Edward pinched the bridged of his nose.

"What about the mail?" Alice glared at Emmett.

"Oh, nothing you have to worry about, Eddie." Edwards walked up to the door and grabbed the mail. He shifted through it, nothing unusual until he reached the bottom of the pile. The door opened, Rosalie was the first to come home. Edward pinched the bridge of his nose.

"What happened here?"

"They signed Esme up for Wife Swap." Rosalie growled at Emmett and Alice.

"You did, WHAT?"

"Relax– I mean, it's going to be fun!" Rosalie scoffed and headed upstairs.

"Let's see how much fun you have without any sex." Emmett chased after her.

"Wait what, no, don't be like that." Edwards shooked his head. Carlisle, Esme, and the others came shortly after.

"Why would you do that?"- Carlisle

"I'm not sure about this." - Jasper

"It could be fun.." - Bella

Esme sighed.

"This isn't very safe, you know." Alice smiled.

"It will be, I mean, my vision was a bit blurry but," Eyebrows were raised, blurry? "I can assure you it will be safe!"

"Do I even have a chance to refuse?"

"Nope! Now let get packing!"