Everyone looks at Rei-sama
Rei-sama:
I ain't helpin' you
Amy:
well we better get goin'
Bunny:
*sniff sniff* do you smell something burning. Oh my Gawd my hair
For
truth be told her hair was on fire (tee hee) after several minutes of screaming
Bunny's hair was finally out. And singed to just below her shoulders.
Bunny:
my hair sniff my beautiful hair
Rei-sama:
I'll help (grin) I got scissors in my backpack
Bunny:
ok
For
she was to worried about her hair to see Rei-sama snickering evilly
Everyone
else: O.o' O.o' O.o' O.o' (sweatdrop)
Rei-sama:
sit here Bunny
After
five minutes of furious cutting Rei-sama pulled out a mirror and showed Bunny
her new look. Her hair was cropped just above her shoulders
Bunny:
thank you Rei-sama
Raye:
look everyone tracks
Bunny:
lets go I want to kill whoever did this to my hair
*Sweatdrop*
everyone was just standing there while Bunny was following the tracks little
did she know shaved in the back of her hair was I 'heart' PK (for you who are
stupid it means I love Pokemon) and after a good laugh they set out after Bunny
Boom!
There was a huge explosion and a scream
???:
Burn burn ha ha burn
There
at the base of a huge tree stood hundreds of little Kodama all with a
Dilandaueque personality (shudder) and flamethrowers. And before them stood
Super Sailor Moon (SSM) with no hair in the front. All of the scouts morphed
and Rei-sama went over to the Laz-E-Boy that had just appeared. And watched as
the scouts tried to destroy the Kodama.
???:
Well done my little minions ha ha ha
SSJupiter:
in the name of Jupiter come out you coward and fight
???:
Okay
And
from behind a tree none other than Dilandau stepped out
SSJupiter:
*sigh* he looks like my old boyfriend
SSM:
In the name of the moon I shall punish you!
SSMercury:
(umm) Yeah!
SSMars:
I'll fight you fire vs. fire
SSVenus:
I shall burn you with love and justice
All:
we are the sailor scouts and we shall punish you
(In
case you are wondering about Rei-sama she is watching this while eating
popcorn)
Dilandau:
Whatever Die!
Takes
out flame thrower and starts torching the scouts Flash a red streak goes flying
by cutting Dilandau's face (you just know what is goin' to happen next esca
peeps)
Dilandau:
aghhh my face my beautiful face…
Tuxedo
Mask: Don't give up sailor scouts you can win believe in yourselves
SSM:
Yes Tuxedo Mask (starry eyed)
Without
anyone noticing Dilandau had snuck off.
SSVenus:
Uhhh where did he go?
Suddenly
the ground started rumbling and a red 'melif appeared
Dilandau:
ha ha you hurt my beautiful face die
Dilandau
starts torching everything in sight 'crunch' Dilly had stepped on the Kodamas
tree
Dilandau:
nooooo!
*Poof*
Dilandau vanished along with the Kodamas
Bunny:
what happened
Rei-sama:
Dilandau only existed 'cause the Kodamas existed, and the Kodamas only existed
'cause the mother tree existed, and Dilandau stepped on the mother tree. See?
Bunny:
Uhhh nope but he's gone soo…
Rei-sama:
figures
Rei-sama
pulls a hockey stick¹ out of hammer space and proceeds to pummel Bunny
Rei-sama:
Scene change
Outside
of the scouts' school
Everyone:
sigh
Mina:
Thank Gawd that's over
Rei-sama:
You didn't LIKE it! Well then…. Scene Change
Back
in the forest
Everyone:
not again!
1-Rei-sama
is Canadian so the hockey stick makes sense kinda
A/N:
I know that sucked but can't blame me it was 4 in the morning and I have had
lots of sugar did you know that if you eat one cup of sugar it tastes like
cotton candy
The scouts do burn
By: Rei Tamashii