Ways to annoy Elijah Mikaelson (and hopefully not get killed)
Ask him if he has a pregnancy fetish
Tell him you're going to tell Hayley
Ask him if he often enjoys having wild sex dreams with Celeste
When he threatens to kill you, tell him you're pregnant
Question him how it feels to not be the Hayley's baby daddy
Point to a random pregnant woman and ask him if he would 'tap that'.
Ask him if he got his hair tips from Stefan Salvatore
Sing 'I'm bringing Klaus back. Yeah. The night walkers don't know how to act. Yeah. My brothers humanity is on the right tracks. Yeah. So turn around cause Elijah is back.'
Sing it over and over again x100
Record yourself, make a mix tape of it and put it in his car CD player
Ask him if he gets turned on to the sounds of howls
In front of his family, and Hayley, ask him why he has the TwilightDeluxeEdition set of DVD's under his pillow case
Replace all his classical CD's with Taylor Swift
Tell him you posted his number on fanfiction
Post his number on fanfiction
Say Hayley doesn't need him
Tell him you found a bag of cures, and drained them in the Indian Ocean
Cut holes into his suits
Replace his shoes with Nike Air Max's
Tell him he failed as a big brother
Write him a love note signed from Hayley.
After he reads it, yell 'Sike!'
Tell him Hayley thinks he's creepy
Ask him if he reckons Klaus stretched Hayley out
Tell him it must feel uncomfortable, 'I mean, Tyler Lockwood got some as well'
Clarify it wasn't together
Ask him if on his opinion on the baby not being Klaus', it's Tyler's- who is also a hybrid (AN: Goodness me, that seems like a realistic TVD/Originals plot twist)
Tell him Klaus is bigger
Make him late to the baby's arrival by setting his car on fire
Laugh
Say you're sorry.
SIKE!
Tell him it's not a big deal, it's not like he's the father
Text him from a mystery number, saying you're Katherine and you want him back
When he replies, text back 'LMFAO it's me. Katherine's with Stefan.'
AN: So, I was bored. Hoping this was mildly funny, or amusing!