Okay I'm feeling random at the moment so here's something...
"Harry Potter wishes to know if Dobby could give him some more clothes!"
"Look, erm, I dunno" she said
"Harry Potter does not want to be greedy kind sir but..." Just then Hermione walked in.
"Foolish Mudblood's!" he said, "You will all die! Avada Kedavra!" he yelled. There was a blinding flash of green light and the evil teapot crumpled to the ground.
"Ah, Hermione! You still must get that there are worse things than mom's laundry!" said Voldemort, getting out his USB cable.
"Ha! You have yet to feel the wrath of shopping!" roared Ron, whipping out his LAN cable. Now prepare to be assimilated. And with that Bellatrix farted.
"Hey, what does this do?" said Madame Rosmerta, "I suppose I could, my god do I ever have a charming smile! My soapsuds are so original. So he pushed the button and everything returned to normal. Lockhart even got his memory back. Harry went to school and for the first time in the school's 700 year history, they had a very boring ordinary year, with nothing new happening. That's where we get to Quidditch. You see I find it fun to watch-(the narrator sees a blinding flash of green light and crumples to the floor)
"Haha! Now I am free to rule the world!" screamed the evil teapot. "Worldiam Blowthefuckinghelloutofexistanceia!" and the world blew up.
The End
P.S. Unhappiness is not for everyone. Consult your local pharmacist before use.