Metal Mario was causing havoc once again as he found himself at the Airship Fortress, hijacking the wooden airships flying around as they all fell through the dark, purple skies, with Metal Mario chuckling as he rubbed his hands together, having a devious smirk on his face.

"Ho ho ho... first I'll take out that stupid Koopa King's armada out, and then I'll return to the Mushroom Kingdom to exact my revenge!" Metal Mario exclaimed as he closed his right metallic fist, gritting his teeth. "And this time I'm not letting a stupid bunch of bones stop me!"

Th hated metallic clone of Mario wasn't able to do much, for he was then rightfully pelted with brown goop, groaning as he emerged out of the gross, sticky substance, glancing up to see that the being that spewed the brown goop was Petey Piranha, who sensed Metal Mario's evil presence.

"You!" Metal Mario exclaimed as he clenched his chrome fists, shaking violently as he stood on the stone path leading up to the main airship that was part of the racecourse. "How did you find me?"

Petey mumbled as he moved his leaves about, opening his red pouch to reveal that Dry Bowser was riding inside it.

"Because I had a feeling that you would be back." Dry Bowser stated as he moved his skeletal right hand around. "Knowing the real Mario that you're clearly ripped off from, there was no doubt that you would be back."

"Well, I'm back, and I'm better than ever!" Metal Mario exclaimed as he took out a Mega Mushroom and ate it, becoming huge as he picked up the wooden airship and chucking it at Petey and Dry Bowser, the impact knocking the two down in the dark purple sky, with the airship breaking in pieces as Metal Mario laughed, looking down and placing his hands on his metallic hips.

"Ha! Is that the best you got-a!?" Metal Mario remarked, a sinister grin on his face.

It was then that Petey emerged from behind the giant Metal Mario, chucking Dry Bowser at his back, with Dry Bowser spinning around in his charcoal shell, knocking Metal Mario down. Metal Mario growled as he glanced behind him, to see Dry Bowser standing right there.

"How the-" Metal Mario exclaimed as he was shrunk back to his original size, slamming the concrete with his left fist. "D'oh! Just my luck!"

"Yeah. Unfortunately for you, big guy, but luckily for me!" Dry Bowser remarked smugly as he grabbed Metal Mario and performed a somersault over the edge, falling through the many puffy dark clouds below.

Petey bellowed as he followed the two falling reskinned characters, flapping his giant green leaves as he watched Metal Mario and Dry Bowser locked in combat with each other.

Uncle Grandpa suddenly fell right in between the two clones locked in battle, shaking both of their hands as he smiled. "Good Morning! I'm making a very unnecessary cameo to break the flow of the story to justify it being a crossover!" He then pulled himself inside his belly bag.

Metal Mario and Dry Bowser looked at each other and shrugged as they punched each other in the face, both of them leaving dents in themselves as they resumed their clone coil.


Uncle Grandpa hummed as he walked in the middle of the white space, to see that Dry Bowser was using Metal Mario as a bat on Petey Piranha's head, which proved to be very solid despite its bulbous appearance as the mutated plant was taking the damage head on with no recoil. Uncle Grandpa then joined in, smashing Metal Mario down as the metallic clone got lots of damage done to him.


Mr. Gus was watching some television as he heard a knock on the door, prompting him to get off the sofa as he was suddenly kidnapped by metal Mario, who laughed evilly as he twisted his metal mustache and took off towards the parked airship, riding it into the dark starry night sky.

Uncle Grandpa gasped as he noticed this, pulling both Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha right out of his belly bag as he then gave them propellers, all three chasing after the airship as they then pulled out some bazookas and began firing missiles at the airship, causing it to explode as Metal Mario went blasting off again, with Mr. Gus being rescued by Petey, who swooped to grab the green dinosaur just in time.


Uncle Grandpa was using a clone of himself as a lawn mower as he noticed Metal Mario being forced to carry Dry Bowser, with Petey Piranha walking behind them and whipping the metal Italian plumber clone as the grand uncle shrugged.