A/N: This is so random. I don't even know how I got this in my head; I was just writing, and I came up with this. Please read, review, and enjoy.
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There was a girl in Siberia on a horse. She rode and rode and rode and rode and rode until the horse took a fall. The person was then stuck in Siberia
She was stuck in Siberia until a guy named Jasper Hale was in Siberia and he took the poor girl as a slave because he was bored. Jasper Hale liked to change her emotions to random things. He liked to splash around in baths also and sing empath in a bath. One day the slave girl decided to try to escape and for this Jasper made her take cold baths for the rest of the month and turned off all the electricity that the girl would have access to. The girl threw things at him from inside her head and Edward found out and got mad and threw the girl down a flight of stairs and into a very cold pool. Then, Emmett pushed jasper in the pool and Jasper dragged the girl onto the diving board and pushed her off 100 times because he was mad. Then the girl decided to call her mommy. She went to the Verizon store and bought a cell phone to call her mommy. The cell phone was an LG10000. Then, she called her mommy. Her mommy was mad at Jasper. Her mommy went to the house and tried to hurt Jasper but she was only human and then was locked up also as a slave. Then she called her daddy. Her daddy had the same fate as her mommy. Her daddy cried because he loved to solve equations and he loved to come at them from both sides and isolate the variable. Her daddy then grew out his nails and started carving equations with his nails into towels and clothes. Alice got mad that he was carving equations into clothes and made him go shopping for new clothes with her. He didn't mind due to the fact that he could do math for the cash person. He did all the math for the cash taking person and Alice and him both always got the exact same answer for the problem. Then Alice let him free to take a calculous course due to how well he did at math. Slave girl and her mommy got mad. They both started crying every day and Jasper got sick of their emotions. He let the slave girl and her mommy go free because he was sick of the emotions. Then, the slave girl and the mommy met back up with the daddy who they later found out had a werewolf kid with Leah Clearwater. The mommy got mad and slapped the daddy in the face for getting in good with Leah Clearwater. Then Leah had the baby and it was a puppy. She named it Beaker because she thought it was cool Leah and the daddy got married and the mommy and the girl were mad. Soon, the mommy found a new husband who was really young and was named Seth. The mommy married Seth and the girl and the mommy were again related to the dad but it didn't matter and everyone lived happily ever after and the baby puppy never phased into a human ever and it was creepy but everyone still lived happily ever after. Alice liked to take baths with Jasper and in the bath, she would scream, "empath in a bath." Oh, and this took place after Bella and Edward were married and Bella was a vampire.
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