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AZRAH: Hey guys it me
Jake: and me
Azrah: yeah no one cares. Anyway tired of writing Teen Titan fanfics we thought we would try the world of SAW.
Jake: Yeah
Disclaimer: In a perfect world a miracle would happen and there would be no such thing as copyrights and everyone could share. Desfortunadamente nosotros no vivamos en( Unfortunally we do not live in) That perfect world. I don't own saw but i own the song at the end
BOLDSINGING
NOT BOLD Spoken
Dark room: Mid Day 8:00pm
(Azrah wakes up)
Azrah: Huh where am i?
Jigsaw: You are in a Dark room at 8:00pm and its Midday
Azrah: How is that possible?
Jigsaw: can we get on with the story and ignore the horrible writing?
Azrah: Don't mock my writing. Oh yeah., Why am i hear?
Jigsaw:Because you hate your life because you can't spell.
Azrah: No my brother Jake hates the fact that i can't spell.
Jigsaw: Anyway, as you can see you are in a room. I have sucked all the moister out of it and you haven't had anything to drink since 7:00 pm .
Azrah: Aw man i'm really thirsty.
Jigsaw: If you look above you there is a glass of water.
(Above a small glass of water on a ledge. Azrah reaches for it but it is out of reach so she jumps but can't get it)
Jigsaw: Jump all you want you can't get it unless you would like to play a game?
Azrah: Ohh i love games.
Jigsaw: If you look to your left. (Azrah looks to her left) no my left.
Azrah: Oh (looks and see's Jake)
Jake: Azrah help me
Jigsaw: Inside you brother i have placed a small step ladder that will help you reach that glass of water before you die of thirst.
Azrah: How to I get the ladder
Jake: What you are actually gonna cut me open to get a glass of water. Wait, wait, wait how did you get a ladder in me.
Jigsaw: You don't want to know. Anyway if you look under your foot you will see a safety scissors. (looks under her foot)
Azrah: Oh they're green.
Jake: Azrah
Jigsaw: You must uses these scissors to cut him open. You have 42365989 hours good luck. (he leaves)
Azrah: Oh thank you.
Jake: Azrah i think i know how to get the ladder without killing me.
Azrah: How?
Jake: Through Song and Dance
JAKE
Have you seen that movie SAW
Well its the greatest film i ever saw
Azrah Jake:
There's a guy name Jigsaw
He's the villian in the movie SAW
Well i saw SAW
Azrah Both
And Saw saw me
and its the best thing i've ever seen
Azrah
Cause we saw SAW
Jake
And SAW saw you
Both
if you saw SAW then you'd be cool.
LOOK OUT!!!!
Here comes JigSAW
JIGSAW
you know you guys can't sing
i should use you for one of my torture things
But then i'd have to pay you
so i'm just gonna kill... um you(points at jake)
Jake: HEY
Azrah
Well i saw SAW
Jake Both
And Saw saw me
and its the best thing i've ever seen
Jake
Cause we saw SAW
Azrah
And SAW saw you
Azrah, Jake and Jigsaw
if you saw SAW then you'd be cool.
GOOOOOOOOOO
SEEEEEEEEEEEE
SAAWWWWWWW
Azrah:hehe seesaw hehe
JIGSAW
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH oh YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Azrah: So jake did the ladder come out yet
Jake: Nope
Azrah: To bad (stabs him with saftey scissors and gets ladder. gets on ladder to retrieve the water. drinks the water) EWWW its lemon flavored damn you Jigsaw
END
