It was a peaceful day in the newly joined family's household. Megatronus and Orion were playing another video game while Blackshade finishing off the sudoku in the newspad as Rose started to make lunch.

A knock came from the door causing everyone to pause from what they were doing and turn to the door. "Anyone invited someone over or?" Black shade asked gaining a couple of spooked head. "Them who in primus' name is that."

"I'll get it," Rose said as she rest the knife down and head to the door. When she opened the door, two smiling mechs came into view both wearing show hat and had the same gold and red armor. "Greetings Mrs, he's Whiplash,"

"And he's Lashwhip "

And we're sales brother," They said in unison.

"We came door to door making it convenient for our lovely customer," Lashwhip said

"To see," Whiplash started.

"And buy." Lashwhip continued.

"Our many items on sale," They said once again in unison.

"Can we interest you in some..." Whiplash said but stop the moment he saw Rose's servo went up. She turning inside face over to the coach.

"Orion, you want to deal with them or should I?" Orion pleaded the controller down.

"Nah, I got this," He answered he jumped over the couch and stood a little away from the couch and his step-father. Rose shrugged hear shoulders and went back to cooking. The four other mechs looked at Orion in confusion. "Orion, what are you doing?" Megatronus asked. Orion smiled.

"Just watch Meg. Papa, I advise you to move." Without a second though Blackshade went behind the counter beside his wife. Orion placed his visor over his optics and the smile on his faceplates grew bigger. "Eat wubs carrier-fragger! (1)" he yelled as he pulled his infamous Bass Canon ."

"What?" Was the last words to leave the brothers lips before begin blast through the city by a blue and red beam. Megatronus and his father look at the spot the brother stood before turning to Orion. Rose smile. "Thanks, sweetie."

"Welcome, mommy," He answered before taking the canon off his shoulders and blow away the gas. "And that is how we deal with salesmen." Orion closed the door then sat down in his spot on the couch and continue his game.

It silent for a couple more seconds before Megatronus spoke. "Are they alright?"

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(1) Carrier-fragger- Mother fucker.

Request something for next time. I wonder what randomness you guys might give me.

Ash: *Clears throat* us

Yes us, see you soon.