The monsters go out for groceries! Ever wondered what they would act like if the place got burglarized? This is my vision…
Note: I Do Not own the movie nor am advertising. Name of products have been changed slightly for entertainment only.
Bob, Link and Dr. C have been given a list of groceries from Susan. They have to work together in order to get the food.
"Bring the food back safe and don't get into trouble!" she said handing the list to Dr. C with the others around him.
They took one of Monger's military Jeep.
"Do not destroy the car!" Monger warned handing the keys to Link.
"No promises General." Link smirked, saluting him.
He jumping into the jeep without opening the door, Dr. C sat beside him and Bob sat in the back. Link starts the engine with a "vroom".
"Woo! Listen to that engine purr!" Link cheered putting his arm on the head rest, "Imma ride this car like a beast!"
"Link, remember what Monger told us, we're not suppose to even dent this car." Dr. C gently reminded him.
"Aww, screw him. We gotta get the groceries now, do we?" Link said.
"Well yes, but-"
"But nothing,'' Link waved his hand. The door in front opens up like a garage door.
"Let's turn this thing up!" Link shouted in excitement. He pulls back the gear stick to drive. The jeep drives off with skid mark behind.
"WOOOOOOOO! HAHAHAHA! YEAH" Link hollered while speeding.
Dr. C with his antennas flying back called out, "Link don't you think we're going a little bit too fast?"
"NOPE!"
Bob with his goop being grabbed by the wind was laughing, "This is the best rollercoaster ever!"
Link hollers with wildness all the way to the corner store. He halts to a stop in a parking space making them almost fly out the car.
"Well, here we are." Link said coolly.
Dr. C gets out of the car still shaking from the ride.
Link goes right beside him and pats his back, he jumps at his touch, "It's alright Doc, no more speedy." Link smirks and walks to the glass door.
Bob slides out of the car grabbing Dr. C by the hand and running in, "Come on Doc!" he said while running, "We gotta go get more food!"
Link sprints behind.
They go into an aisle full of sweets.
"Ok, Susan said to get some Chips Avoid," Dr. C said taking out the list.
"Ooooh! I LOVE Chips Avoid!" Bob shouts waving his hands in the air and goes off.
Link comes in riding a cart like a scooter.
"Hey, I bet she won't mind us getting some Dinkies," Link waves a box of Dinkies over the cart.
"No Dinkies Link," he grabs the box from him, "She doesn't like Bob eating too much sweets."
"That's not what Bob's hands and stomach are sayin'," his face turns to guilt and points to Bob swallowing all candy bags.
"Bob no!" Dr. C yelled running to him, Link follows with the cart.
"NOM, NOM, NOM," Bob grabs a handful of chocolates from the shelves.
"Bob! Stop eating so much candy!" Dr. C said while he takes the bags inside Bob out.
Bob turns around, "But they taste SO good!"
"I don't care what they taste, we don't have enough money for you sweet tooth!"
"Awwwww!"
"Ha-ha!" Link teased.
"Alright, the next thing on the list is…oh dear…" Dr. C tugged at his collar.
"What is it Doc?" Link asked.
"Uh, it's…ice cream,"
"ICE CREAM! OH MY GOSH I LOVE ICE CREAM!" Bob shouted sliding to the freezer aisle.
"Bob wait!" Dr. C and Link called chasing him. They can only think what horror will be as they turn the corner.
They skid to a halt when Bob jumps right in front of them with a bucket of chocolate ice cream.
"Can we get chocolate ice cream Doctor? Please?" Bob asked gently.
Dr. C and Link sigh in relief when the see nothing has been done.
"Sure Bobby, just don't scare us like that again." Link said taking the ice cream into the cart.
"Okay,"
"What's next Doc?" Link asks showing him the paper.
"We need…ChowChow?"
"Ugh! Again? Man Rusty goes threw that bag like a wood chucker. You know what I mean?" he nudges Dr. C on the arm.
Dr. C sighs at his 'joke' and walks away.
"Aw come on! It's much better than your jokes!" he shouted catching up.
"Hey guys wait up!" Bob yelled sliding next to Link with the cart.
"Shouldn't women be shopping instead of men?" Link asked while walking on all four.
"Well, it doesn't really matter. Why do you care?" Dr. C said.
"I don't know, cuz they're women?"
"Link that has nothing to do with-" his voice was cut off by three gunshots and a scream of a woman.
"What the hell?" Link asked startled.
"GET ON THE GROUND NOW!" a man yelled holding a gun into the air in front of the store. People near him fell to the floor, trembling. Another man in black stood next to him with a rifle.
The three monsters hide behind an aisle with terror in their eyes breathing rapidly.
Uh- oh spagetieos. :D More to come! Please feel free to review! Please? Thanks :)