Birthday Surprises

By: TheLittleKitty

A/N: It's Togami's birthday today, hooray! We get a present of sweet ToFu today as well :) Hooray for Non-Despair AU!

Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't anything but the plot.

Chapter 1: Byakuya's Birthday

It was another bright and sunny day in Japan. Blue birds chirped incessantly and the revving of Mondo's motorcycle announced that he had arrived. A certain writer was hunched behind a tree, attempting to carve her and Byakuya's initial's into the tree bark. Asahina was particularly jittery today.

"You guys, you guys, you guys!" The tanned swimmer screeched, jumping up and down. "Dunkin Donuts had a sale today! I got not one, not two, but fifteen donuts for 5 yen! Score!"

"Thanks for the useless information!" Leon yelled, and received an angry glare from his girlfriend.

"That wasn't nice Leon. Or, should I say, Kuwata-kun?" Maizono said, turning around. Leon frantically waved his arms in the air.

"Wait, b-babe! I'm sorry! I'll apologize!" Leon yelled, attempting to console her. Maizono just giggled and planted a tiny kiss on the young baseball player's nose.

"H-has anyone o-one s-seen Byakuya today?" Touko muttered, expecting no one to hear her.

"Well, I don't think he's here yet. It's not like him to miss class," Kirigiri said, resting her chin on the palm of her hand. "Him being not here is like saying there's no sexual tension between Naegi and I".

Naegi blushed as most of the class "oohed" at the mysterious girl's comment. She merely turned and blushed, while muttering a "It's true" under her breath.

"What's wrong Fukawa-icchi?" Hagakure said as the young writer turned to her seat. The gloomy writer's face was twisted into one of absolute sadness, and it was hard to look at.

"You miss that prick already?" Junko said, laughing. Mukuro tugged on her sleeve to maker her sister stop.

"H-he's n-not a p-prick! B-besides, i-it's his b-birthday t-today," Touko said, looking down as she pulled out a medium sized box.

"I-I wanted to g-give it t-to him…".

"Wait, it's his birthday?" Naegi asked, looking dumbfounded.

"He hasn't told any of us!" Maizono said.

"W-well, when I went to h-his house-"

"Ooh~" Junko said, rolling her shoulder and raising her blonde eyebrows suggestively. "Touko went to his house?"

"F-for p-private F-French l-lessons!" Touko said, her face turning red. "B-besides, w-we d-didn't do a-anything!"

"A-anyway, H-he has h-his birth c-certificate on his w-wall, and i-it displayed all t-twenty-nine of his middle n-names. I-it had his b-birthday on it,".

"He has twenty-nine middle names?" Sakura asked.

"D-di y-you n-not hear m-me, you i-ignorant o-oaf-" Touko said, but stopped as Sakura shot her a glare. Touko swallowed and put the gift back into her school bag.

"Well, it looks like we'll be setting up a party for Togami-kun" Celestia said, making her way to front. If Student Council President Ishimaru wasn't going to take advantage of this opportunity, then she, the Vice President, would.

"I ain't goin' to that stuck-up jerk's f***ing house!" Mondo yelled, earning a scolding from Ishimaru.

"Well, he certainly did us a favor by using his family's private jet to take us to America for Spring Break, so I believe that we should pay him back," Celestia said, folding her hands together and tilting her head. Her red eyes closed as a small smile spread across her pale skin.

"I won't g-give y-you my White Knight's a-address!" Touko suddenly yelled out, making a nervous Yamda flinch.

The class argued back and forth, trying to persuade her; even those who she acknowledged by their names couldn't sway her. Kirigiri sighed and pushed one of her lavender locks aside. She fiddled with her braid before getting an idea. Her dark boots clicked across the classroom as she slid open th door and turned towards her classmates.

"I'm bringing in the big guns," Kyoko said before leaving and shutting the door behind her.

Everyone sat confused, while Touko began to sweat. She would most definitely give up the number if Kirigiri brought her in. She looked up in panic as she heard the sound of Kirigiri returning. Touko stood up and ran in the corner, but was stopped by feeling familiar hands grab her torso and sat her in her seat. She looked down refusing to meet the girl's face.

"Touko," the girl said, shifting her hands so that they crossed under her chest.

Touko gave no reply and merely shut her eyes tight.

"Touko," the girl used a more forceful tone, and Touko's eyes snapped up to meet dark, red ones.

Peko Pekoyama: Touko's best friend and handpicked roommate.

"Uh, h-hello t-there, P-Peko-"

"Touko, why are you refusing to give them the address? They are simply trying to do something nice for your crush," Peko said, her voice like steel.

"T-they m-might stalk him!" Touko retorted, earning an emotionless stare from the older girl.

"Touko, I think it would be a shame for me to reveal to everyone that ever since we became roommates, you've begun to watch a lot of YAOI now," Peko said, yelling the last part. Touko blushed as her classmates began to look at her in shock.

"I thought you said manga was a waste of ink and paper!" Asahina said.

"N-never m-mind that! Byakuya lives on Hōfuna Okane Road! It's the biggest mansion there! It's number 205!" Touko cried out, not seeing the smile that crossed Peko's face.

"I'd suggest the rest of you go pick up some supplies and set up the party. Get someone to distract him. Now, if you excuse me, I've got to go help Fuyuhiko learn how to kiss. I'll be in the closet if anyone needs me," Peko said, turning and leaving. The rest of the class sat there, feeling a bit dreadful.

"WELL, NOW THAT WE KNOW WHAT TO DO, I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO PARTY CITY FOR SUPPLIES. WE SHOULD HAVE SOMEONE KEEP TOGAMI-KUN OCCUPIED, BUT WE ALSO NEED SOMEONE TO DRIVE US THERE," Ishimaru yelled, hurting Chihiro's sensitive ears.

"Well, Ishi, Chihiro, and I can ride my motorcycle," Mondo said, blushing when he said Ishimaru's little nickname.

"Oh, um, I'm scared of motorcycles," Chihiro admitted, tears pricking the corner of his eyes. Mondo patted him the back.

"Does anyone have a car?" Sakura asked, receiving responses of "no's" from her fellow classmates. The muscular girl sighed as Yamada muttered something about Celestia.

"Oh, yes, thank you Yamada-kun, I had almost forgot," Celestia said, facing the class and smiling.

"I do have a ve-hicle," she said, pronouncing each syllable as clear as possible. "It's a rental, but I'm sure you won't mind riding in a limo, now would you?"

A/N: Even though it technically won't be his birthday anymore, I'd still like to make this story have maybe two or three chapters. I hope you all enjoyed! Also, the name of the street that Togami lives on is (of course) fake, and it means "Rich Money" XD